# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 91
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1801 "2022-11-24T18:21:17Z")
And I’ll be thankful if you would leave me alone to finish my beer. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1802 "2022-11-24T19:08:25Z")
To finish my beer I just require a glass and my eager mouth ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2022, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1803 "2022-11-25T13:52:46Z")
and my eager mouth is salivating over the dessert buffet ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2022, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1804 "2022-11-25T17:30:51Z")
The dessert buffet stretched for a whole city block lots of tempting sweets ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2022, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1805 "2022-11-25T20:38:42Z")
lots of tempting sweets less than yesterday, true, but more than tomorrow ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2022, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1806 "2022-11-26T13:38:22Z")
More than tomorrow? That would be eternity. The past’s included. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2022, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1807 "2022-11-26T16:34:45Z")
The past’s included. So is an instruction book. Batteries are not. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2022, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1808 "2022-11-26T17:23:06Z")
Batteries are not Tolerated around here Neither are assaults ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2022, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1809 "2022-11-26T20:57:43Z")
Neither are assaults or even somersaults, for those are just the rules ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1810 "2022-11-28T01:30:21Z")
those are just the rules we don’t have to follow them they’re for other folks ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1811 "2022-11-28T02:01:44Z")
They’re for other folks. We don’t get to have any. But these, here, are ours! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1812 "2022-11-28T16:15:12Z")
But these here are ours! And no damn doctor’s gonna Take them from us now! ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1813 "2022-11-28T16:59:32Z")
Take them from us now! We don’t want any more of These damn robocalls! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1814 "2022-11-28T19:38:33Z")
These damn robocalls never come from Artoo or Threepio, worst luck ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1815 "2022-11-29T23:08:54Z")
Threepio, worst luck Missed his flight when he failed the Metal detector ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1816 "2022-11-29T23:19:47Z")
Metal detector clearly doesn’t like robots ugly prejudice ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1817 "2022-11-29T23:54:32Z")
Ugly prejudice… Is that the term used if you Don’t date pretty girls? _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1818 "2022-11-30T06:32:30Z")
Don’t date pretty girls? Do you want to look around? They’re all damned pretty ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1819 "2022-11-30T11:41:27Z")
They’re all damned pretty Burned, I sighed as I looked at My blackened pancakes ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1820 "2022-11-30T11:46:12Z")
My blackened pancakes Taste awful but do make some Quite good hockey pucks [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=90) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=92)