# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 94
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2022, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1861 "2022-12-15T06:34:03Z")
Can be lots o’fun To wear roller skates on a Surf board if you’re nuts ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2022, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1862 "2022-12-15T20:32:06Z")
Surf board if you’re nuts rocket-propelled chair if sane these are your options ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2022, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1863 "2022-12-15T20:41:05Z")
“These are your options” – But I might manage to find A different choice. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2022, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1864 "2022-12-18T12:52:44Z")
A different choice 'sides Trump and Clinton would have Been a game changer ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2022, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1865 "2022-12-19T20:40:02Z")
Been a game changer but the pay wasn’t that great; now I polish dogs ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2022, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1866 "2022-12-19T21:23:39Z")
Now I polish dogs. Not the furry critters, but Metal andirons. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2022, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1867 "2022-12-19T22:44:43Z")
Metal andirons Make great paperweights, those bills Ain’t goin’ nowhere ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2022, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1868 "2022-12-20T18:10:18Z")
Ain’t goin’ nowhere - double negative, is it? Guess I must leave now ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2022, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1869 "2022-12-20T20:07:13Z")
Guess I must leave now. I know when i’m not wanted. (Put your own joke here.) ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1870 "2022-12-21T00:48:17Z")
(Put your own joke here) Ain’t that what we’ve been doing Since this thread started? _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1871 "2022-12-21T01:17:22Z")
Since this thread started I laugh quite a bit but I’m A little dumber ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1872 "2022-12-21T04:37:04Z")
A little dumber Not as dumb as Jeff Daniels More like that Lloyd guy ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1873 "2022-12-21T13:32:40Z")
More - like that Lloyd guy - Pointless Ls to lead off L Words. That’s what I lllike! ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1874 "2022-12-21T17:45:04Z")
Words. That’s what I lllike! I lllove to spend hours reading My dictionaries. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1875 "2022-12-21T19:37:53Z")
My dictionaries are gathering dust these days; online is better ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1876 "2022-12-21T23:22:23Z")
Online is better For wasting time than even Television was. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2022, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1877 "2022-12-22T02:27:26Z")
Television was My favorite pastime, but Now that time is past ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2022, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1878 "2022-12-22T05:08:34Z")
Now that time is past All is at standstill. It’s a Timeless existence ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2022, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1879 "2022-12-22T10:59:48Z")
Timeless existence? Now I’m glad I didn’t splurge On an Apple Watch ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2022, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1880 "2022-12-22T14:18:07Z")
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