# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 95
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2022, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1881 "2022-12-22T14:40:28Z")
In my friend’s orchard Oranges hang, ripe to pick. This freeze will kill them! ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2022, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1882 "2022-12-22T17:18:15Z")
This freeze will kill them! We need to harvest, right now. Heat the packing shed! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2022, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1883 "2022-12-24T05:01:22Z")
Heat the packing shed She whispered. Now, a pillow On the table, love. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2022, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1884 "2022-12-24T11:49:06Z")
On the table, love Off the table, asshol’ry It’s Christmas season! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2022, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1885 "2022-12-24T16:17:56Z")
It’s Christmas season; how I love love _love_ it so! Now, where is Santa…? 🎅 ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2022, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1886 "2022-12-24T17:58:46Z")
Now where is Santa…? Last I saw, he was fighting Ninjas on the porch ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2022, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1887 "2022-12-25T03:35:46Z")
Ninjas on the porch Drinking tea and sharpening Well-used shurikens ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2022, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1888 "2022-12-25T04:37:44Z")
Well-used shurikens: part of this complete ar’mry for badass ninjas ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2022, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1889 "2022-12-26T21:36:18Z")
For badass ninjas Who are infesting your porch: New Flit Ninja Spray! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2022, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1890 "2022-12-26T21:39:45Z")
New Flit Ninja Spray? Nah, I don’t really mind them; at least they’re quiet. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2022, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1891 "2022-12-27T05:28:09Z")
At least they’re quiet When you cut their heart in half. I heart artichokes. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2022, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1892 "2022-12-27T10:15:23Z")
I heart artichokes Spade gardens, club baby seals Diamonds I dunno ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2022, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1893 "2022-12-27T17:34:50Z")
Diamonds, I dunno; but a Smith & Wesson still beats four aces, friend. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2022, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1894 "2022-12-27T19:36:36Z")
Beats four aces, friend Whips five of a kind, buddy — Where was this going? ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2022, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1895 "2022-12-28T00:33:22Z")
Where was this going, And why was I following? That’s the real question. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2022, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1896 "2022-12-28T01:59:46Z")
That’s the real question, Not a fake rhetorical One. Ya follow me? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2022, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1897 "2022-12-28T03:57:04Z")
One. Ya follow me? Two. The name is Lonnegan Three. Remember that ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2022, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1898 "2022-12-28T17:35:41Z")
Three remember that they are just one more than two simple math, ain’t it? ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2022, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1899 "2022-12-28T22:55:48Z")
Simple math, ain’t it? Two plus two makes seventeen. (two plus two rabbits) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2022, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1900 "2022-12-29T15:22:48Z")
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