# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 96
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2022, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1901 "2022-12-29T15:26:30Z")
Are two plus two skins enough to roll a large joint ? (askin’ for a friend). ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2022, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1902 "2022-12-29T16:19:10Z")
“Askin’ for a friend” never fools anybody; you’re askin’ for _you!_ ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2022, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1903 "2022-12-30T08:04:17Z")
You’re askin’ for you know who. It’s me. So, is it a large joint or not? ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2022, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1904 "2022-12-30T16:56:09Z")
A large joint or not? Well, thank you for the offer; I’ll take the large joint. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2022, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1905 "2022-12-30T17:09:33Z")
I’ll take the large joint. My hominid skeleton Is missing that link. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2023, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1906 "2023-01-01T01:54:41Z")
Is missing that link going to be a problem? I’ve never golfed here. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2023, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1907 "2023-01-01T11:33:53Z")
I’ve never golfed here Or anywhere else, truth told Doesn’t light my fire ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2023, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1908 "2023-01-02T13:09:28Z")
Doesn’t light my fire, Or send me into a funk - Mediocrity ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2023, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1909 "2023-01-02T16:41:04Z")
Mediocrity is not my hope for New Year’s; instead, excellence! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2023, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1910 "2023-01-12T06:12:45Z")
Instead excellence Will be my course of action From now and here on ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2023, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1911 "2023-01-12T21:32:29Z")
From now and here on I’ll be nice to sexy girls makes good sense to me ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1912 "2023-01-13T16:14:07Z")
Makes good sense to me, To keep away from danger. I am a hermit. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1913 "2023-01-13T16:52:55Z")
I am a hermit. I live in the Hermitage in St. Petersburg. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1914 "2023-01-13T17:10:28Z")
In St Petersburg, Florida, even hermits Take a holiday ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1915 "2023-01-13T22:55:59Z")
Take a holiday – But how can you do that when You are retired? _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2023, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1916 "2023-01-14T02:51:03Z")
You are retired After staying awake. Sleep And be detired. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2023, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1917 "2023-01-14T02:57:21Z")
And be “detired”? Maybe you mean “untired,” or even “rested”? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2023, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1918 "2023-01-14T04:30:13Z")
Or even rested Isn’t as hot as but or As perky as and ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1919 "2023-01-15T01:53:40Z")
As perky as and, I mean an, entire hall full of debutantes! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1920 "2023-01-15T05:29:39Z")
Full of debutantes This hall is. All the way. I Wish I wasn’t gay. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=95) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=97)