# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 97
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1921 "2023-01-16T19:16:17Z")
Wish I wasn’t gay Is it too late to go back Into the closet? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1922 "2023-01-16T19:43:18Z")
Into the closet Far, deep, way, way in the back Go my skinny clothes ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1923 "2023-01-16T22:17:18Z")
Go, my skinny clothes! Time to start that diet now, then wear you again. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2023, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1924 "2023-01-19T07:27:22Z")
Then wear you again I say to myself. And so Then I lie again. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2023, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1925 "2023-01-19T11:39:51Z")
Then I lie again And again and again. Yay! Love, George Santos ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2023, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1926 "2023-01-19T11:49:47Z")
Love from George Santos That’s a lie. I just like you. That’s not true either _(fixed the first line)_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2023, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1927 "2023-01-19T20:19:02Z")
That’s not true either; Morgan Fairchild (my wife) just made me say that. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1928 "2023-01-23T13:07:30Z")
Just made me say that I did not [steal the kiszka](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg8BT9bVE7s&ab_channel=maskedman46) My lawyer, that is ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1929 "2023-01-24T18:02:36Z")
My lawyer, that is also George Santos, told me, “Deny everything!” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1930 "2023-01-24T19:20:50Z")
“Deny everything!” “You’re a gentleman, Mustard!” “No I’m fookin’ not!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1931 "2023-01-24T22:19:22Z")
“No, I’m fookin’ not!” **MMM** insisted, but I still think he is. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2023, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1932 "2023-01-26T05:09:39Z")
I still think he is the man who loaned me nine bucks. Don’t let him see me. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2023, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1933 "2023-01-26T14:47:34Z")
Don’t let him see me Crying. He told me there’s no Crying in baseball. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2023, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1934 "2023-01-26T16:45:12Z")
Crying in baseball Is appropriate when you’re Hit with a beanball ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2023, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1935 "2023-02-03T06:14:18Z")
Hit with a beanball I was a bit dizzy as I walked to third base ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2023, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1936 "2023-02-03T11:01:54Z")
I walked to third base But it didn’t count because I went the wrong way. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2023, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1937 "2023-02-03T14:11:16Z")
I went the wrong way but the fans corrected me so it was okay ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2023, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1938 "2023-02-08T00:10:12Z")
So it was okay - The rosemary was blooming Though the rose wasn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2023, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1939 "2023-02-08T02:36:28Z")
Though the rose wasn’t In her teeth, we tangoed. I Won’t say where it was ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2023, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1940 "2023-02-08T02:42:27Z")
Won’t say where it was; Statute of limitations Hasn’t run out yet. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=96) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=98)