# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 98
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2023, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1941 "2023-02-08T04:50:11Z")
Hasn’t run out yet… my current girlfriend, that is. Maybe tomorrow? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2023, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1942 "2023-02-08T11:37:52Z")
Maybe tomorrow I’ll feel like going to work Ha ha ha ha ha! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1943 "2023-02-09T04:18:45Z")
Ha ha ha ha ha The runs. Hereditary. It runs in the jeans. ---
**Author:** ![Amikejo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/amikejo/32/13637_2.png) [@Amikejo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amikejo)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2023, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1944 "2023-02-10T10:29:44Z")
It runs in the jeans It also runs in the johns - A busy tapeworm ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2023, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1945 "2023-02-10T20:21:40Z")
A busy tapeworm Has no time to sit around and chew all the fat ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2023, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1946 "2023-02-10T20:39:55Z")
And chew all the fat? I have another idea, but I won’t tell you. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2023, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1947 "2023-02-12T22:54:43Z")
But I won’t tell you The Super Bowl winning team 'til after the game ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2023, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1948 "2023-02-12T23:43:55Z")
'Til after the game The television stays off. Even for Puppy Bowl. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Amikejo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/amikejo/32/13637_2.png) [@Amikejo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amikejo)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2023, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1949 "2023-02-13T06:34:09Z")
Even for Puppy Bowl Competition is fierce - Lucrative contracts. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2023, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1950 "2023-02-13T15:40:27Z")
Lucrative contracts Are not supposed to go to Politicians, but . . . ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2023, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1951 "2023-02-15T04:55:10Z")
Politicians, but … it’s just that politicians- they can be a butt ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2023, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1952 "2023-02-15T09:51:49Z")
They can be a butt Or to be more precise an Asshole or sphincter ---
**Author:** ![Amikejo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/amikejo/32/13637_2.png) [@Amikejo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amikejo)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2023, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1953 "2023-02-15T09:59:51Z")
Asshole or sphincter Real estate agent choosing Their profile photo ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2023, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1954 "2023-02-15T11:25:41Z")
Their profile photo Was suspiciously perfect Not even a pore ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2023, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1955 "2023-02-15T14:50:02Z")
Not even a pore Spellar cud manige to rite Text as bad as that. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2023, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1956 "2023-02-15T17:55:57Z")
Text as bad as that, and you won’t get a good job on the _NYT_. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2023, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1957 "2023-02-15T18:02:16Z")
On the NYT Sits a vase of irises With a sliced blood orange. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2023, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1958 "2023-02-15T20:05:53Z")
With a sliced blood orange and a cherry, I garnished My Old Fashioned sweet. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2023, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1959 "2023-02-15T22:31:40Z")
My old-fashioned sweet Granny just came at me with A hickory switch ---
**Author:** ![Amikejo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/amikejo/32/13637_2.png) [@Amikejo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amikejo)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2023, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1960 "2023-02-16T11:19:59Z")
A hickory switch, Still the mouse ran up the clock. No cheese up there, friend. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=97) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=99)