# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 99
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2023, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1961 "2023-02-16T18:20:02Z")
No cheese up there, friend, Only a rose petal and A lone Hershey’s kiss. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2023, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1962 "2023-02-16T19:08:56Z")
A lone Hershey’s kiss Just ain’t gonna get it done But a lone bag will ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2023, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1963 "2023-02-19T03:59:20Z")
But a lone bag will probably have lots of cats; call her Muriel. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2023, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1964 "2023-02-19T04:40:57Z")
Call her Muriel, The sister of Ishmael. She’s not a sailor. ---
**Author:** ![Amikejo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/amikejo/32/13637_2.png) [@Amikejo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amikejo)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2023, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1965 "2023-02-19T06:05:58Z")
She’s not a sailor So she can not be blamed for All of the seamen ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2023, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1966 "2023-02-19T11:58:48Z")
All of the seamen On the sheets and blankets, life On a battleship ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2023, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1967 "2023-02-19T13:00:10Z")
On a battleship, Rum, sodomy, and the lash Are rife thought Churchill. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2023, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1968 "2023-02-19T19:43:27Z")
Are rife, thought Churchill, between contemplative sips of a superb port ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2023, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1969 "2023-02-20T01:34:32Z")
Of a superb port A harbor should have beauty, Like Port Botany. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2023, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1970 "2023-02-20T07:54:44Z")
Like Port Botany, Georgia was founded as a Penal colony. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Amikejo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/amikejo/32/13637_2.png) [@Amikejo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amikejo)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2023, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1971 "2023-02-20T07:59:11Z")
Penal colony Isn’t what it sounds like. Look somewhere else, ladies. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2023, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1972 "2023-02-20T15:44:13Z")
Somewhere else, ladies Are crazy 'bout dudes like me But not up in here ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2023, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1973 "2023-02-20T18:20:56Z")
But not up in here; I am doomed to solitude. Maybe I should bathe? ---
**Author:** ![Amikejo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/amikejo/32/13637_2.png) [@Amikejo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amikejo)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2023, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1974 "2023-02-20T21:03:28Z")
Maybe I should bathe? The stench is getting too much Clothes peg on my nose. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2023, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1975 "2023-02-20T21:19:47Z")
Clothes peg on my nose Would be too much. My glasses Pinch more than enough. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2023, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1976 "2023-02-20T22:55:28Z")
Pinch more than enough Salt for that recipe, your BP will tattle ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2023, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1977 "2023-02-21T16:32:45Z")
BP Will tattle was an eighteenth century British explorer. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2023, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1978 "2023-02-21T17:03:28Z")
“British explorer” Could also refer to a Tourist in Bristol. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2023, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1979 "2023-02-22T03:58:13Z")
Tourist in Bristol Was so lost he met a lost Tourist in Ipswich ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2023, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1980 "2023-02-22T17:21:30Z")
Tourist in Ipswich, the Portuguese prog rock band, never existed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=98) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=100)