# Haiku Madness Part Deux

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**Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\
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I wanted a dog  
That would bite you, then get help  
A pit bull Lassie

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