# Haiku Madness
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")
After posting a reply to [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=553113), I’ve come up with a new game that’s sure to sweep the nation: **Haiku Madness**.
Allow me to explain. The thread of note was about the disappearance of the actor who portrayed the character Boner on the old sitcom ‘Growing Pains’. The title of the thread: Boner Gone Missing.
I replied stating that Boner Gone Missing sounded like the beginning of an interesting haiku, which I then completed and posted:
_Boner gone missing
She doesn’t shave her armpits
Wanna play Yahtzee?_
Anyway, I thought we could make a game of this. The rules are simple: write a haiku using the previous poster’s final line as your first.
In other words, the first line of the next haiku is, of course, Wanna play Yahtzee?
And away we go.
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### Author:  [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2010, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2 "2010-02-22T08:19:16Z")
Wanna play Yahtzee?
You’d best not, I’m too lucky.
66666
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2010, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3 "2010-02-22T12:20:27Z")
66666
Remove two of those digits
You are the devil
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### Author:  [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2010, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4 "2010-02-22T14:51:38Z")
“you are the devil”
thought the defrocked Cardinal
of the kneeling bear
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2010, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5 "2010-02-22T15:42:01Z")
Of the kneeling bear
I did not want a blowjob
BJ and the Bear!
[link](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B._J._and_the_Bear)
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### Author:  [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2010, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6 "2010-02-22T20:46:57Z")
BJ and the Bear?
No! Softly! Delicately!
Butterfly’s BJ.
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### Author:  [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/7 "2010-02-22T20:53:19Z")
Butterfly’s BJ
Labial palps not what you think,
_Lepidoptera_
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### Author:  [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2010, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/8 "2010-02-22T20:56:39Z")
_Lepidoptera_
Collected by men with nets,
Pressed between pages.
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### Author:  [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2010, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/9 "2010-02-22T21:02:17Z")
Pressed between pages
An old love letter is found
Still the same story
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### Author:  [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2010, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/10 "2010-02-22T21:10:30Z")
Still the same story
From beginning to the end
No soup for you, George
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2010, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/11 "2010-02-22T21:52:28Z")
No soup for you, George
Nor ice cream, nor chocolate cake
You are way too plump
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2010, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/12 "2010-02-22T22:27:04Z")
You are way too plump
My little steaming dumpling
I must nibble you.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2010, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/13 "2010-02-23T02:06:02Z")
I must nibble you
You are cheese, you are crackers
And of course you whine
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### Author:  [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2010, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/14 "2010-02-23T03:47:27Z")
And of course you whine,
What about the joke thread, eh?
Mean Mr. Mustard
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### Author:  [@Shark\_Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark_Sandwich)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2010, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/15 "2010-02-23T06:10:01Z")
Mean Mr. Mustard
In the study with the wrench
A Colonel no more
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### Author:  [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2010, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/16 "2010-02-23T12:49:40Z")
A Colonel no more
I guess he handled the truth:
you called a Code Red
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2010, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/17 "2010-02-23T13:45:55Z")
You called a Code Red
When you should have called Code Blue
The old lady died
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### Author:  [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2010, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/18 "2010-02-23T13:48:34Z")
The old lady died
And her mewing hungry cats
Did feast upon her
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### Author:  [@Shark\_Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark_Sandwich)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2010, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/19 "2010-02-23T13:50:44Z")
Did feast upon her,
Sashimi, nigiri, rolls.
Naked sushi bar
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### Author:  [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2010, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/20 "2010-02-23T13:59:16Z")
Naked sushi bar
The eel slides down her throat not
Where he planned it though
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