# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 103
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2042 "2010-06-23T21:39:21Z")
The zebra mussels are firing zebra missiles See the striped 'splosions? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2043 "2010-06-24T16:52:46Z")
See the striped 'splosions? All henna. Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2044 "2010-06-24T18:19:51Z")
Some 'splaining to do BP has for its Gulf spill what an oily mess ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2045 "2010-06-24T18:46:55Z")
What an oily mess Shrimpers’ livelihoods at risk Birds and fish dying ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2046 "2010-06-24T19:14:31Z")
Birds and fish dying beaches covered by black goop enough is enough ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2047 "2010-06-24T21:10:10Z")
Enough is Enough Spin off to Eight is Enough? Who’d screw Van Patten? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2048 "2010-06-24T21:41:07Z")
Who’d screw Van Patten? “I would”, said Pat van Patten; Conjugal duties. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2049 "2010-06-25T14:05:59Z")
Conjugal dutis Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute A magical night! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2050 "2010-06-25T14:10:58Z")
A magical night! David Copperfield, Seigfred And Roy. The Dickens! ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2051 "2010-06-25T14:17:10Z")
And Roy the Dickens! A new drink: a Rob Roy with an Olive or twist ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2052 "2010-06-25T15:48:58Z")
An olive, or twist? Do I eat kalamata? Or hear Chubby’s song? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2053 "2010-06-25T16:11:23Z")
Or hear Chubby’s song? Catalina jumps so well I miss Earl, Randy. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2054 "2010-06-25T16:23:01Z")
I miss Earl, Randy The best mustache on TV Since Burt’s Evening Shade ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2055 "2010-06-25T18:16:39Z")
Since Burt’s \*Evening Shade \* and hey, Burt played Chubby, too; Camden County rules! ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2056 "2010-06-25T19:19:33Z")
Camden County Rules Different than Cider House but equally dull ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2057 "2010-06-25T19:27:50Z")
but equally dull is how I find every reality show ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2058 "2010-06-25T20:01:29Z")
Reality show but dream might just only hint now, which to believe? ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2059 "2010-06-25T21:05:44Z")
now, which to believe? who else is gonna screw Al? Tipper Gore, don’t go. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2060 "2010-06-25T22:11:57Z")
Tipper Gore, don’t go! Who’s going to stop all those Satanic rock stars? ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2061 "2010-06-25T22:33:21Z")
Satanic rock stars Is the mark of the beast found on Justin Bieber? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=102) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=104)