# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 104
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2010, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2062 "2010-06-26T06:44:04Z")
On Justin Bieber– Rhymes with “lieber” or beaver Sort of. I dunno. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2010, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2063 "2010-06-26T08:04:25Z")
“Sort of. I dunno.” [Alicenchains’s](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=568077)new guy Is clearly yanking hers. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2064 "2010-06-28T14:48:51Z")
clearly yanking hers, and yearly clanking hers, not yankly clearing hers. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2065 "2010-06-28T15:26:01Z")
Yankly clearing hers, Yankees hearing spurs clanking, Tourists speared by burrs. ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2066 "2010-06-28T15:42:23Z")
Tourists speared by burrs Eskimo ensconced by furs Mesdames et monsieurs ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2067 "2010-06-28T15:48:57Z")
\*“Mesdames et monsieurs,” \* the French master chef just sneered, “I will not serve you!” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2068 "2010-06-28T18:27:33Z")
“I will not serve you!” Declared the bumbling waiter Then he fell over ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2069 "2010-06-28T19:44:48Z")
Then he fell over While I, I then fell under And right in to love ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2070 "2010-06-29T00:45:05Z")
And right in to love That crazy summer of yore. Ah, sweet memories! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2071 "2010-06-29T00:53:53Z")
Ah, sweet memories! Camp McKinley: Jim, David my best buddies then. ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2072 "2010-06-29T14:11:04Z")
My best buddies then jumped off a cliff, exactly as Mom predicted ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2073 "2010-06-29T15:22:45Z")
As mom predicted The lemon pie with salsa Just wasn’t a hit ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2074 "2010-06-29T15:49:15Z")
Just wasn’t a hit aimed for the old lady but twas clearly a miss ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2075 "2010-06-29T16:05:59Z")
Just wasn’t a hit To anybody but Jim Joyce [Galarraga robbed](http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Robbed-Blown-call-costs-Armando-Galarraga-a-per?urn=mlb,245292) Whoops, should have refreshed! I’ll stick with my subject: 'Twas clearly a miss Of a pretty easy call Armando deprived ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2076 "2010-06-29T17:08:03Z")
Armando deprived Ump didn’t even shower! Said he was sorry ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2077 "2010-06-29T17:17:01Z")
Said he was sorry. But I didn’t hear him over The sounds of my screams. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2078 "2010-06-29T17:26:30Z")
The sounds of my screams creating a landing strip with a dull razor ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2079 "2010-06-29T18:08:50Z")
With a dull razor Dexter cut himself shaving While his theme song played ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2080 "2010-06-29T20:08:07Z")
While his theme song played the TV star preened, strutted; egomaniac! ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2081 "2010-06-29T20:34:32Z")
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