# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 105
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2082 "2010-06-29T21:31:47Z")
Debuting this fall Liposuction Ass Clinic De-butting this fall ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2083 "2010-06-30T00:48:13Z")
De-butting this fall: “Baby Don’t Got Back No More” newest dumb rap song ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2084 "2010-06-30T01:54:26Z")
Newest dumb rap song “New Slim Shady’s Muskrat Love” Captain & Tenille ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2085 "2010-06-30T04:35:40Z")
Captain & Tenille: Do that to me one more time, Once is never 'nuff. ---
**Author:** ![Spacegirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Spacegirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spacegirl)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2086 "2010-06-30T04:49:27Z")
Once is never 'nuff Do it twice or even thrice Don’t make me decide ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2087 "2010-06-30T14:19:24Z")
Don’t make me decide Between the leopard print thong And the Batman briefs ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2088 "2010-06-30T14:21:12Z")
And the Batman briefs for sale in vending machines Japan has it all. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2089 "2010-06-30T14:58:36Z")
Japan has it all. Especially if you like Tentacle raping. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2090 "2010-06-30T15:52:15Z")
Tentacle raping – Don’t search for pictures of it If you’re on the job ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2091 "2010-06-30T16:30:10Z")
If you’re on the job, then how in Sam Hill can you be writing haiku? ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2092 "2010-06-30T17:36:58Z")
Be writing haiku Very hard for Yoda is Only three fingers ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2093 "2010-06-30T18:20:54Z")
Only three fingers Then five, and then three more for I am Haiku Man! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2094 "2010-06-30T19:18:07Z")
I am Haiku Man! and not Spartacus, you see Romans could be harsh. ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2095 "2010-06-30T20:22:14Z")
Romans could be harsh but they sure could build a road In between conquests ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2096 "2010-06-30T20:29:14Z")
In between conquests dig up some tentacle porn usually sucks though ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2097 "2010-07-01T00:16:33Z")
Usually sucks though it has failed on occasion. This Hoover right here. ---
**Author:** ![Spacegirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Spacegirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spacegirl)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2098 "2010-07-01T00:34:36Z")
This Hoover right here Too heavy to lug upstairs Dirty floor remains ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2099 "2010-07-01T00:38:46Z")
dirty floor remains but all the empty beer cans stashed under the couch ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2100 "2010-07-01T01:52:42Z")
Stashed under the couch my prize collection of dust wow, isn’t it great? ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2101 "2010-07-01T03:56:50Z")
wow, isn’t it great? the shoe repair shop just called. my shoes are ready! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=104) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=106)