# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 106
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2102 "2010-07-01T04:06:03Z")
My shoes are ready! See the slim line? The instep? Sublime cobbler craft! ---
**Author:** ![Spacegirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Spacegirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spacegirl)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2103 "2010-07-01T04:19:54Z")
oops! ---
**Author:** ![Spacegirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Spacegirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spacegirl)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2104 "2010-07-01T04:24:44Z")
Sublime cobbler craft! Most excellent cake baking! Cook is in kitchen! ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2105 "2010-07-01T04:28:55Z")
cook is in kitchen! makin’ me a biiiiiig sammich barefoot and pregnant. ---
**Author:** ![dcmerkle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/96bed5/32.png) [@dcmerkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dcmerkle)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2106 "2010-07-01T04:42:25Z")
Barefoot and pregnant, I must be totally nuts. Should have listened close. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2107 "2010-07-01T04:58:51Z")
should have listened close “Scuse me while I kiss this guy!” Jimi was a fag? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2108 "2010-07-01T13:12:38Z")
Jimi was a fag? No, Jimi liked to smoke fags. Learn English Engilsh! ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2109 "2010-07-01T13:31:32Z")
Learn English English And not those funny noises Spoken in New York. ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2110 "2010-07-01T14:28:05Z")
Spoken in New York? When did they move that city from Washington state? ---
**Author:** ![LateComer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b5ac83/32.png) [@LateComer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LateComer)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2111 "2010-07-01T14:33:07Z")
from Washington state? Which Mariner or Seahawk? Is it Steve Largent? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2112 "2010-07-01T16:26:20Z")
Is it Steve Largent Who caught a football once Then scored a touchdown? ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2113 "2010-07-01T19:49:42Z")
Then scored a touchdown? Sorry? I started this trend? Someone? please? stop? it? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2114 "2010-07-01T19:55:12Z")
Someone please stop it! The runaway trolley is heading for the sea! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2115 "2010-07-02T01:21:46Z")
Heading for the sea, [Through the five Great Lakes](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paddle-to-the-Sea) – Toy Indian in canoe ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2116 "2010-07-02T01:44:57Z")
Toy Indian in canoe? Yodelling in the gulley? Know what I’m sayin’? ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2117 "2010-07-02T02:02:21Z")
Know what I’m sayin’? Snoop carries an umbrella– fo’ drizzle. Word yo. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2118 "2010-07-02T19:09:19Z")
Fo’ drizzle. Word yo Ice said “Let’s get outta here Word to your mother” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2119 "2010-07-02T20:33:36Z")
Word to your mother “It’s a holiday. Phone me.” 4th of July call? ---
**Author:** ![Spacegirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Spacegirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spacegirl)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2120 "2010-07-02T23:50:07Z")
4th of July call? It’s finally the weekend That makes me happy! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2121 "2010-07-02T23:58:43Z")
“That makes me happy!” cooed Keira as I stroked her; “Glad to help,” I said. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=105) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=107)