# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 107
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2010, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2122 "2010-07-03T00:48:48Z")
“Glad to help”, I said. “I used to be a Boy Scout, And still do good deeds.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2010, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2123 "2010-07-03T02:29:01Z")
And still do good deeds well, when I can find the time too damn busy now. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2010, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2124 "2010-07-04T05:12:39Z")
Too damn busy now To add a clever haiku. Happy July Fourth! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2010, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2125 "2010-07-04T19:17:47Z")
Happy July Fourth! USA’s two-thirty-fourth Adams’ dream come true ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2010, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2126 "2010-07-04T19:22:30Z")
Adams’ dream comes true _Abigail_, the movie, stars Angelina J. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2010, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2127 "2010-07-05T01:19:50Z")
Angelina J. Daughter of actor Jon Voight Mother to six kids ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2010, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2128 "2010-07-05T03:57:09Z")
Mother to six kids? Any mom gets my respect we have three; just right. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2010, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2129 "2010-07-05T14:23:47Z")
We have three; just right Two arms can’t be enough! said the alien Mom ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2010, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2130 "2010-07-05T20:56:51Z")
The alien mom husked out eight alien kids It was breathtaking ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2010, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2131 "2010-07-05T22:51:56Z")
It was breathtaking When she smothered me with her Goosefeather pillow ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2010, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2132 "2010-07-06T02:11:57Z")
Goosefeather pillow? Not quite what I had in mind When I yelled: “Get DOWN!” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2010, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2133 "2010-07-06T02:15:32Z")
When I yelled: “Get DOWN!” We all started boogying In Days of Disco ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2010, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2134 "2010-07-06T03:20:41Z")
In days of disco It was refreshing to hear Gabba gabba hey! ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2010, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2135 "2010-07-06T03:27:43Z")
Gabba gabba hey! What the hell does this phrase mean? I live in a cave. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2010, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2136 "2010-07-06T13:59:25Z")
I live in a cave With my eyes shut, my fingers In my ears. On Mars. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2010, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2137 "2010-07-06T14:29:11Z")
In my ears, on mars Crawled in two Martian Ear worms I must dig them out ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2010, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2138 "2010-07-06T15:06:11Z")
I must dig them out Beach fun 'til the tide came in Now where’d I leave them? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2010, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2139 "2010-07-06T20:27:12Z")
Now where’d I leave them? My two testicles, that is (Boss just yelled at me) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2010, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2140 "2010-07-06T22:01:43Z")
Boss just yelled at me I’m working too hard and that Makes others look bad ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2010, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2141 "2010-07-06T22:48:49Z")
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