# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 108
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2010, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2142 "2010-07-06T23:22:21Z")
_Strangers in the Night_ – Some call it Sinatra’s best. Others say “_My Way_!” ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2143 "2010-07-07T00:17:54Z")
Others say “_My way or the highway. Got it? Good!_” …I do as I please. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2144 "2010-07-07T01:52:56Z")
I do as I please That’s why I no longer get Invited to tea ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2145 "2010-07-07T14:11:18Z")
Invited to tea party? Better ask what kind Oolong or Palin ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2146 "2010-07-07T14:16:24Z")
Oolong or Palin? a VP pick in China and/or Alaska. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2147 "2010-07-07T16:10:15Z")
and/or Alaska. Where I can see my cousin’s House in Leningrad. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2148 "2010-07-07T16:36:27Z")
House in Leningrad in, say, 1942? Bad real estate risk. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2149 "2010-07-07T17:46:06Z")
Bad real estate risk Buying a haunted funhouse With no hidden gold ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2150 "2010-07-07T19:30:31Z")
With no hidden gold caught leprechauns resort to bartering T-bills ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2151 "2010-07-07T21:07:25Z")
Bartering T-bills Puts economy at risk. High finance scares me. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2152 "2010-07-08T01:43:55Z")
High finance scares me. Give me the barter system. My goat for your wife. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2153 "2010-07-08T09:25:17Z")
My goat for your wife I mean, that sheep over there– That is your wife, right? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2154 "2010-07-08T09:40:45Z")
That is your wife, right? That flatulent gorilla? Sorry. No offense. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2155 "2010-07-08T14:30:15Z")
Sorry. No offense. Goat. Sheep. Gorilla. Tales of Beastiality. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2156 "2010-07-08T16:22:09Z")
Beastiality: Mating rites come in all forms. The Call of the Wild. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2157 "2010-07-08T16:37:28Z")
The call of the wil Goes something kind of like this: Ah Ahr Ar Aaaaaa-Roooooooo! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2158 "2010-07-08T16:44:15Z")
“Ah Ahr Ar Aaaaaa-Roooooooo!” howled the werewolf, changing shape as the full moon glowed. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2159 "2010-07-08T21:55:20Z")
As the full moon glowed, Bartenders braced for “weirdos”. Lunatics? Just drunks? ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2160 "2010-07-08T22:29:51Z")
Lunatics? Just drunks? Psychopaths? Crackheads? Nazis? People who post here. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2010, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2161 "2010-07-09T09:41:35Z")
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