# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 109
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2010, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2162 "2010-07-09T13:37:58Z")
I’m all by myself!! Well, except for six billion others, give or take. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2010, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2163 "2010-07-09T13:53:48Z")
others give or take. You’re a giver or taker? IMHO thread. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2010, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2164 "2010-07-09T13:53:59Z")
IMHO thread just like bungholes, yes indeed everyone has one ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2010, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2165 "2010-07-09T16:39:41Z")
Everyone has one, two, three, eight, or even more; that’s how Dopers roll. ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2010, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2166 "2010-07-09T18:33:10Z")
That’s how Dopers roll. There’s a doobie joke there but way too easy, man ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2010, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2167 "2010-07-09T18:43:51Z")
Way too easy, man Making human cenitpede from lost teenagers ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2010, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2168 "2010-07-09T21:08:18Z")
From lost teenagers to lost senior citizens The Way is Mapquest ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2010, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2169 "2010-07-10T00:20:53Z")
The Way is Mapquest Fountain of eternal youth? Here’s your directions! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2010, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2170 "2010-07-10T16:06:22Z")
Here’s you directions! Right on the shampoo bottle. LATHER. RINSE. REPEAT. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2171 "2010-07-11T03:31:44Z")
LATHER. RINSE. REPEAT. A stroke of great marketing – One lather’s enough. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2172 "2010-07-11T16:15:31Z")
One lather’s enough Unless, of course, you need two But three’s too many ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2173 "2010-07-12T02:38:54Z")
But three’s too many Unless it is company What would Ritter say? ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2174 "2010-07-12T16:16:30Z")
Would would Ritter say? “I’m wastin’ my tears on you” Well, he might sing it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2175 "2010-07-12T16:39:21Z")
Well he might sing it, or poorly, if hung over; are his eyes bloodshot? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2176 "2010-07-12T17:15:32Z")
Are his eyes bloodshot? He must need more sleep at night Try a Craftmatic! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2177 "2010-07-12T23:06:45Z")
Try a Craftmatic! Dennis Miller thought he could Give himself a beej ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2178 "2010-07-13T00:00:22Z")
Give himself a beej? Wouldn’t that act kind of suck? **He** would, anyway… ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2179 "2010-07-13T21:31:14Z")
He would. Anyway, To change the subject here now I will say “donkey” ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2180 "2010-07-14T05:12:51Z")
I will say “donkey.” You might say “ass” or “burro.” Don’t make no differ’nce. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2181 "2010-07-14T15:23:29Z")
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