# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 112
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2222 "2010-07-20T16:42:34Z")
1588 Elizabeth’s finest year some queen she was, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2223 "2010-07-20T17:52:22Z")
some queen she was, eh? So cheers to Queen Latifa as Mama Morton ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2224 "2010-07-20T17:57:39Z")
As Mama Morton Frank Langella was quite bad better luck next time. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2225 "2010-07-20T18:07:18Z")
“Better luck next time”, Said the carny to the rube. Those dart games are rigged! ---
**Author:** ![kenner116](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@kenner116](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenner116)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2226 "2010-07-20T18:07:21Z")
better luck next time. Not everyone can juggle. Babies on the floor. ---
**Author:** ![kenner116](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@kenner116](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenner116)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2227 "2010-07-20T18:26:12Z")
Those dart games are rigged! Dull points do not pop balloons Should have used my nose ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2228 "2010-07-20T22:01:52Z")
Should have used my nose in the darkness to find those babies on the floor. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2229 "2010-07-20T22:12:13Z")
babies on the floor Are easy to trip over Better give them bells ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2230 "2010-07-21T00:09:27Z")
Better give them bells Some clappers or ya won’t be doin’ much ringin’ ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2231 "2010-07-21T03:21:06Z")
Doin’ much ringin’? Yowp. Mmm-hmmm. Me neither. Nope. Ain’t rung in an age. ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2232 "2010-07-21T18:22:57Z")
Ain’t rung in an age Liberty Bell is badly cracked All part of its charm ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2233 "2010-07-21T21:23:47Z")
All part of its charm, Yet some tourist has to ask, “Why can’t you fix it?” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f07891/32.png) [@Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Plastic_Ninja)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2234 "2010-07-21T21:39:23Z")
“Why can’t you fix it?” Because I did not break it. Download less porn, man. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2235 "2010-07-22T00:05:45Z")
Download Less Porn Man! Out of the League of Morals. Side kick: Wankless Boy! ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2236 "2010-07-22T03:37:56Z")
Sidekick Wankless Boy! Lotion Man and Tissue Girl have nothing to do! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2237 "2010-07-22T15:42:14Z")
Have nothing to do? Want to play Monopoly? I want the cannon ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2238 "2010-07-22T17:49:05Z")
I want the cannon I want to blow your head off And watch you dying. ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2239 "2010-07-22T18:27:01Z")
And watch you dying your shoes to match your outfit Or is that dyeing? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2240 "2010-07-22T22:00:21Z")
“Or is that dyeing?” Well, I’d say it has to be. Who’s born with pink hair? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2241 "2010-07-23T13:25:29Z")
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