# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 114
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2262 "2010-07-27T21:05:33Z")
Bad grammar? No thanks! Grampa ain’t so nice, neither Rotten Grandparents! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2263 "2010-07-27T21:43:55Z")
Rotten grandparents With their unconditional Love, who wants that stuff? ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2264 "2010-07-27T22:45:16Z")
Love, who wants that stuff? If by “Love” you mean Courtney Can’t say that I do ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2265 "2010-07-28T13:36:29Z")
Can’t say that I do Can’t not say that I do not I can say maybe ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2266 "2010-07-28T13:54:12Z")
I can say “Maybe,” “Yes,” "Certainly not, “Could be,” and other things too. ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2267 "2010-07-28T14:00:17Z")
and other things too risque for SDMB Ha, ha! just kidding. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2268 "2010-07-28T14:42:42Z")
Ha, ha! just kidding now you see it, now you don’t annoying stagecraft. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2269 "2010-07-28T16:58:44Z")
Annoying stagecraft Bold displays of vanity - Adolescent boys ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2270 "2010-07-28T18:17:57Z")
Adolescent boys Often talk about boobies But then, so do men ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2271 "2010-07-29T13:35:07Z")
But then, so do men Even when, they take fen-phen Again and again ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2272 "2010-07-29T14:10:29Z")
Again and again A religion predicts the end of the world. NOT! ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2273 "2010-07-29T16:24:08Z")
End of the world? Not just yet. maybe twenty-twelve If Palin prevails ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2274 "2010-07-29T16:43:57Z")
If Palin prevails We’ll get more Fey dressed as her Oh hoochie mama! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2275 "2010-07-29T17:39:51Z")
Oh hoochie mama! Maybe she will play her flute in talent portion. ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2276 "2010-07-29T21:09:05Z")
In talent portion If I’m judging I’ll ask for more pole dancing, please ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2277 "2010-07-29T21:26:15Z")
More pole dancing please You’re the dancer, I’m the pole And then I got slapped ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2278 "2010-07-29T21:43:55Z")
And then I got slapped With a restraining order. Real slaps are better. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2279 "2010-07-30T09:44:13Z")
real slaps are better than sex, some say. I wonder how much sex they’ve had ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2280 "2010-07-30T10:11:40Z")
How much sex they’ve had would never be enough but for the lack of lube ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2281 "2010-07-30T13:57:00Z")
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