# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 115
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2282 "2010-07-30T14:03:55Z")
and oily to rise BP recently learned that Bye Tony Hayward ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2283 "2010-07-30T22:12:10Z")
“Bye Tony Hayward” – Sounds like the start of a bad [Elton John rewrite.](http://www.eltonography.com/songs/candle_in_the_wind_1997.html) ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2284 "2010-07-31T00:42:25Z")
Elton John rewrite: “Saturday Night’s Alright for Feeding the Pet Cat” ---
**Author:** ![drpepper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8baadc/32.png) [@drpepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drpepper)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2285 "2010-07-31T21:36:33Z")
Feeding the pet cat Engenders grateful soft purrs, Furry ankle rubs ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2286 "2010-08-01T03:54:16Z")
Furry ankle rubs Are foreplay for guys and gals Who dress up as cats ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2287 "2010-08-01T04:25:43Z")
Who dress up as cats And sometimes even as rats Way down in Whoville ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2288 "2010-08-01T05:41:29Z")
Way down in Whoville They’re whoing around just like whos in a hollow ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2289 "2010-08-01T17:28:05Z")
Who’s in a hollow? Not me - I’m my kitchen pon’dring _Inception_. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2290 "2010-08-01T19:14:11Z")
whoops ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2291 "2010-08-01T19:15:22Z")
> [@palindromemordnilap](#): > > For the lack of lube, > use Wesson. Oily to bed > and oily to rise Bravo! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2292 "2010-08-01T19:16:44Z")
pon’dring Inception. 'nother 'postrophe cheater taking liberties ---
**Author:** ![cucuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7feea3/32.png) [@cucuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cucuy)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2293 "2010-08-01T20:10:11Z")
taking liberties this is how I pass the time between posting bail ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2294 "2010-08-02T02:53:01Z")
Between posting bail And paying restitution, The crook went bankrupt. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2295 "2010-08-02T13:22:07Z")
The crook went bankrupt Poor retirement planning Should have been saving ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2296 "2010-08-02T13:38:36Z")
Shoud have been saving Souls; not boinking young bodies Bad priests go to hell. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2297 "2010-08-02T14:32:52Z")
Bad priests go to hell And if they’re Dopers also, The BBQ Pit ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2298 "2010-08-02T15:33:07Z")
The BBQ pit is a little ole place where We roast people up ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2299 "2010-08-02T15:40:07Z")
We roast people up, or down, if that’s what they want We aim to please, ya’ll! ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2300 "2010-08-02T17:00:05Z")
We aim to please, y’all Here at Assassins R Us Aim is ev’rything ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2301 "2010-08-02T22:25:24Z")
Aim is everything So please lift the toilet seat Beer drinkin’ yahoos [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=114) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=116)