# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 116
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2302 "2010-08-02T23:40:14Z")
Beer drinkin’ Yahoos! I used to be one of them Then I got laid off ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2303 "2010-08-02T23:44:35Z")
Then I got laid. “Off!” She cried, “You’re crushing my smokes!” Ah. That’s amore. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2304 "2010-08-03T01:18:42Z")
Ah. That’s amore. Dino Paul Crocetti sang that. You know – Dean Martin. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2305 "2010-08-03T02:15:40Z")
You know – Dean Martin. Brother of Don Martin, no? Mad’s Maddest Artist ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2306 "2010-08-03T03:45:21Z")
Mad’s Maddest Artist Couldn’t begin to convey My utter dismay ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2307 "2010-08-03T12:37:38Z")
My utter dismay: My dairy cows all ran dry So…No milk for you! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2308 "2010-08-03T13:32:56Z")
So…No milk for you Not milkman is Milk Nazi. I’ll drink what I choose. ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2309 "2010-08-03T14:25:07Z")
I’ll drink what I choose unless I choose a beer that was used as an ashtray ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2310 "2010-08-03T15:48:33Z")
used as an ashtray Britney’s baby’s soft spot was on Family Guy show ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2311 "2010-08-03T16:05:37Z")
On _Family Guy_ show, Peter Griffin is stupid Like most sitcom dads ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2312 "2010-08-03T16:56:31Z")
Like most sitcom dads Ward Cleaver’s occupation Is a mystery ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2313 "2010-08-03T17:41:02Z")
Is a mystery how anyone could find Ke$ha a gifted singer ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2314 "2010-08-03T18:11:44Z")
A gifted singer An imitater is a Regifted singer ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2315 "2010-08-03T19:08:52Z")
Regifted Singer Sewing machine quietly Awaits my leisure ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2316 "2010-08-03T19:52:47Z")
Awaits, my leisure suit at the cleaner’s again Larry is my name ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2317 "2010-08-03T20:08:57Z")
Larry is my name I am Buddy Sorrel’s dog Big German Shepherd ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2318 "2010-08-03T20:18:43Z")
Big German Shepherd does a lamb count. How many do you have, Schultz? “Nien!” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2319 "2010-08-03T21:10:37Z")
do you have Schultz? “Nien!” haben Schmidt, Schröder & Krause. Wo ist Bröckenschteig? ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2320 "2010-08-04T13:42:53Z")
Wo ist Bröckenschteig? Search Google–you’ll find it’s right here and nowhere else. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2321 "2010-08-04T16:50:10Z")
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