# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 117
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2322 "2010-08-04T16:53:48Z")
Nowhere Man: Listen! You don’t know what you’re missing. You command the world. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2323 "2010-08-04T17:02:58Z")
:smack: Shoot–got carried away. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2324 "2010-08-04T17:04:58Z")
Waiting “For no one” Will the Beatles play my fave song on Revolver? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2325 "2010-08-04T17:05:28Z")
“You command the world” is just what I want to hear in my deep bunker. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2326 "2010-08-04T18:22:59Z")
in my deep bunker I want to hear that Beatles song on Revolver ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2327 "2010-08-04T18:26:13Z")
Song on Revolver Eleanor Rigby, maybe And Your Bird Can Sing ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2328 "2010-08-04T18:30:11Z")
“…and your bird can sing?” the reporter asked me, but it made not a peep. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2329 "2010-08-04T18:57:44Z")
it made not a peep, a muffet, a contrary. nursery rhyme lesbos. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2330 "2010-08-04T23:48:39Z")
Nursery rhyme lesbos won’t blow Little Boy Blue’s horn And that’s why he’s blue ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2331 "2010-08-05T03:44:29Z")
And that’s why he’s blue Well, at least parts of him are You know what I mean? ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2332 "2010-08-06T14:00:43Z")
You know what I mean? Blue balls, I get it–but that old shoe dame puts out ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2333 "2010-08-06T17:21:11Z")
Old shoe dame puts out but she’s nowhere as loose as that whore Buster Brown ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2334 "2010-08-06T18:49:29Z")
“That whore Buster Brown…” said the Roller Derby Queen. Motive for murder ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2335 "2010-08-06T20:36:36Z")
Motive for murder I always wanted to meet Andy Sipowicz ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2336 "2010-08-06T20:45:51Z")
Andy Sipowicz call pull off short sleeves and tie Plus the sweaty look ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2010, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2337 "2010-08-07T04:05:16Z")
Plus the sweaty look, minus the loose jodhpurs, still I thought she looked great. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2010, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2338 "2010-08-07T04:10:38Z")
I thought she looked great. The stuff that dreams are made of, Naked and sweaty ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2010, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2339 "2010-08-07T04:31:01Z")
Naked and sweaty Also fat, old, and ugly Nudists aren’t all babes ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2010, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2340 "2010-08-07T04:36:20Z")
Nudists aren’t all babes except in my deepest dreams I don’t want to wake ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2010, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2341 "2010-08-07T12:33:45Z")
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