# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 118
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2010, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2342 "2010-08-07T13:21:57Z")
Fox and a blowjob And to use a Board in-joke Sheep and **Hal Briston** ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2010, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2343 "2010-08-07T14:59:54Z")
Sheep and Hal Briston Ewe know they’re like Mutton Jeff A very baa-aa-d joke ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2344 "2010-08-08T03:40:58Z")
A very baa-aa-d joke: “What pests afflict Mary’s lamb?” “Fleas as white as snow!” ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2345 "2010-08-08T04:02:51Z")
Flea’s as white as snow A white hot chilly pepper Gap between his teethe ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2346 "2010-08-08T06:21:22Z")
Gap between his teethe, Chasm twixt eache his nostrilles. Bothe a woefull void. ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2347 "2010-08-08T07:13:33Z")
Bothe a woefull void did face, as the words were spake: “Release the Kraken!” ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2348 "2010-08-08T07:38:40Z")
:smack: chilli ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2349 "2010-08-08T11:05:55Z")
“Release the Kraken!” What I usually yell When I take a pee. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2350 "2010-08-08T12:08:01Z")
> [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](#): > > :smack: chilli That’s OK, when you’re wearing only one sock, you might be a little chilly. When I take a pee I often will ponder why I don’t _leave_ a pee ---
**Author:** ![cucuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7feea3/32.png) [@cucuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cucuy)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2351 "2010-08-08T15:26:55Z")
I will leave a pee When I take a pee, because That’s what they call it. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2352 "2010-08-08T20:25:05Z")
That’s what they call it – Carlin said: “I _leave_ a shit! That’s the whole idea!” ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2353 "2010-08-09T11:06:09Z")
The whole idea is best because half is “id” That’s for idiots ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2354 "2010-08-09T14:56:02Z")
“That’s for idiots,” the salesgirl said, so I just left it on the shelf. ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2355 "2010-08-09T18:35:49Z")
“left it on the shelf,” lyrically, is code for “I need a rhyme for ‘self’”. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2356 "2010-08-09T18:45:33Z")
“Need a rhyme for ‘self’?” the poet asked; I didn’t. No rhymer am I. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2357 "2010-08-09T20:35:36Z")
“No rhymer am I!” I yelled loudly at that guy He shrugged and asked “Why?” ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2358 "2010-08-09T21:24:14Z")
He shrugged and asked “Why?” “Because” I replied. Kiss my ass, Aristotle! ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2359 "2010-08-09T22:24:45Z")
ass, Aristotle! I’ve been called much worse, such as ass, Holden Caulfield! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2360 "2010-08-10T01:26:15Z")
Ass, Holden Caulfield! Murderer, Adolf Hitler! That they were, my friends. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2361 "2010-08-10T01:29:30Z")
That they were my friends Was a matter of some doubt. We just shared a house. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=117) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=119)