# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 119
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2362 "2010-08-10T01:56:52Z")
We just shared a house. Not twenty minutes ago. It was yummy! Buuuuuuurrrrrrrrp! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2363 "2010-08-10T13:49:36Z")
It was yummy! Buuuuuuurrrrrrrrp! Ten minutes ago, Homer Just said “Hmmmmm…yummy!” ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2364 "2010-08-10T23:55:01Z")
Just said “Hmmmmm…yummy!” But, is poison in my food? Why is wife smiling? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2365 "2010-08-11T01:33:43Z")
Why is wife smiling? If husband is [Francesco](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_del_Giocondo#Marriage_and_later_life), Mystery’s unsolved. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2366 "2010-08-11T01:54:21Z")
Mystery’s unsolved despite Robert Stack’s hard work will we ever know? ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2367 "2010-08-11T02:54:36Z")
Will we ever know why trump has a comb-over? Embrace the cueball ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2368 "2010-08-11T12:32:45Z")
Embrace the cueball Then stroke it to kiss the black. Snooker is sexy. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2369 "2010-08-11T14:00:06Z")
Snooker is sexy? Might maybe you mean [Snooki](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicole_Polizzi)? She is arresting! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2370 "2010-08-11T14:47:27Z")
She is arresting Put her hair in the slammer Throw away the key ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2371 "2010-08-11T17:39:38Z")
Throw away the key There’s a joke about locks there And stars in distress ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2372 "2010-08-11T17:52:53Z")
And stars in distress are the only ones I watch hey - more trainwrecks please! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2373 "2010-08-11T22:59:50Z")
Hey - more trainwrecks please! Like a thread about tipping The cat declawer ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2374 "2010-08-11T23:04:30Z")
Too late and it was depressing anyway ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2010, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2375 "2010-08-12T09:05:40Z")
The cat declawer Arrived, but left very fast. I have a tiger. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2010, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2376 "2010-08-12T13:15:58Z")
I have a tiger It’s the cream on the top…WAIT Those aren’t the lyrics. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2010, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2377 "2010-08-12T14:54:25Z")
Those aren’t the lyrics “Scuse me while I kiss this guy” Never sung by Hendrix ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2378 "2010-08-13T02:22:37Z")
Never sung by Hendrix: _Cheeseburger in paradise…_ Buffett sang that one. * * * line one is six… the damage has been done. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2379 "2010-08-13T02:45:08Z")
Buffett sang that one, two, ninety-four times at least - sick of his own hits. ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2380 "2010-08-13T03:14:39Z")
Sick of his own hits, Elvis straddled the toilet and sat one last time. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2381 "2010-08-13T03:28:33Z")
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