# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Shark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Shark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/221 "2010-02-26T16:14:02Z")
I’d rather eat pie The blueberries stain my mouth I’m doing this wrong ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/222 "2010-02-26T16:24:32Z")
I’m doing this wrong I turned down sushi for lunch what was I thinking? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/223 "2010-02-26T16:54:45Z")
What was I thinking? Could there be any better way to waste time? No! ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/224 "2010-02-26T16:55:02Z")
Way to waste time. No. Most precious commodity fleeting and fragile ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/225 "2010-02-26T17:00:49Z")
Fleeting and fragile the wings of a butterfly I beg for springtime ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/226 "2010-02-26T17:15:38Z")
I beg for springtime Precipitating all week Depression, anger. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/227 "2010-02-26T17:19:33Z")
Depression, anger Hell hath no fury like a green thumb in winter ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/228 "2010-02-26T17:21:59Z")
Green thumb in winter? Florida sunshine beckons. Outta here, I swear. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/229 "2010-02-26T17:47:14Z")
Outta here, I swear. At least the engineers are Move with us or leave. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/230 "2010-02-26T18:05:41Z")
Move with us or leave why issue ultimatums? why be so pushy? ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/231 "2010-02-26T18:07:58Z")
Why be so pushy? It’s not my call. I only Tell what has happened. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/232 "2010-02-26T18:10:04Z")
Tell what has happened? No time to wallow in past, We must live today. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/233 "2010-02-26T18:10:53Z")
We must live today as if it will be our last who’s up for ice cream? ETA: Elvis beat me to it! ---
**Author:** ![Shark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Shark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/234 "2010-02-26T18:13:38Z")
Who’s up for ice cream We all screamed, as with one voice Who want’s sprinkles too? ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/235 "2010-02-26T18:19:27Z")
Who wants sprinkles too? Lovely and multicolored a tasty rainbow ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/236 "2010-02-26T18:38:23Z")
A tasty rainbow And a sugary snowflake Weather tastes yummy ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/237 "2010-02-26T18:43:32Z")
weather tastes yummy but not as good as sushi I still mourn my choice ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/238 "2010-02-26T18:50:51Z")
I still mourn my choice As my fingers tug vainly At my now shorn hair ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/239 "2010-02-26T18:53:00Z")
At my now shorn hair irresistibly short cute men’s gazes are drawn ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/240 "2010-02-26T18:53:02Z")
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