# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 121
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2402 "2010-08-15T04:18:22Z")
It just makes me wince Looking at the jar of [nads](http://www.nads.com/) Wond’ring where it goes ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2403 "2010-08-15T05:08:53Z")
Wond’ring where it goes – That sock that flees the dryer And never returns ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2404 "2010-08-15T15:54:02Z")
And never returns Unlike the Jedi and the King of Middle Earth ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2405 "2010-08-15T22:20:55Z")
King of middle earth, And all the earths around him, Biggest badger rules. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2406 "2010-08-15T22:26:43Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > Looking at the jar of [nads](http://www.nads.com/) In this part of the world nads is slang for gonads, so I seriously misundertood that haiku. :eek: It was lucky you added a link. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2407 "2010-08-16T04:48:05Z")
Biggest badger rules …that is, until Wolverine shows up, slices him. [![](https://media.photobucket.com/image/wolverine%20jackman/megdays/Hugh%20Jackman/wolverine-jackman_l.jpg) ](https://media.photobucket.com/image/wolverine%20jackman/megdays/Hugh%20Jackman/wolverine-jackman_l.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2408 "2010-08-16T05:41:40Z")
Shows “Up”, slices him for not liking Pixar films. Next? Rata-phooey! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2409 "2010-08-16T09:43:28Z")
“Next, rata-phooey.” In hated foods, my son rates Ratatouille tenth. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2410 "2010-08-16T11:42:36Z")
> [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](#): > > > [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > > > Looking at the jar of [nads](http://www.nads.com/) > > In this part of the world nads is slang for gonads, so I seriously misundertood that haiku. :eek: It was lucky you added a link. It’s slang for gonads where I live as well. 😃 Ratatouille Tenth The ninth sequel to the film I give it three stars ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2411 "2010-08-16T12:20:32Z")
I give it three stars It has a good beat, and it’s easy to dance to. ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2412 "2010-08-16T13:06:34Z")
Easy to dance to Gaga, hard to listen to. Now get off my lawn! ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2413 "2010-08-16T13:09:52Z")
Now get off my lawn! There are no Easter eggs here despite what you’ve heard ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2414 "2010-08-16T14:03:53Z")
despite what you’ve heard Elvis has left the building. Definitely dead. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2415 "2010-08-16T14:23:17Z")
Definitely dead, Mother-in-law fell downstairs. Must remove trip wire. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2416 "2010-08-16T16:04:44Z")
Must remove tripwire Before someone falls over And drops all the pies ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2417 "2010-08-17T01:13:50Z")
And drops all the pies, but But cleans all of it up If only watches ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2418 "2010-08-17T01:22:44Z")
if only watches came with GPS function! I’d never get lost. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2419 "2010-08-17T01:44:15Z")
I’d never get _Lost_ No matter how many times I Watched each episode ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2420 "2010-08-17T03:11:04Z")
Watched each episode But had to hide my eyes when Lassie jumped the fence. ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2421 "2010-08-17T11:46:54Z")
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