# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 122
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2422 "2010-08-17T12:03:14Z")
Fonzie jumped the shark Indiana nuked the fridge. No more sequels please. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2423 "2010-08-17T12:43:08Z")
No more sequels please. After making IX of them. We need _Malcolm X_? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2424 "2010-08-17T12:50:05Z")
We need _Malcolm X_? Yes, for a Denzel film fest. _Glory_’s on the bill. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2425 "2010-08-17T13:57:56Z")
Glory’s on the bill. And hi-ho the dairy-oo Mary’s on the rag. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2426 "2010-08-17T16:10:46Z")
Mary’s on the rag and otternell’s on the dope so what are you on? ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2427 "2010-08-17T16:18:16Z")
So what are you on? Mary’s on the rag and I’m On the defensive. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2428 "2010-08-17T17:42:31Z")
On the defensive; I’m not comfortable there. I prefer offense. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2429 "2010-08-17T18:26:28Z")
I prefer offense wide receivers, running backs nice, tight butt baby! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2430 "2010-08-17T18:58:46Z")
“Nice, tight butt, baby!” He thought he was being nice. She yelled “Harasser!” ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2431 "2010-08-17T19:01:40Z")
She yelled “Harasser!” I said, “You harrassed me first! Will you marry me?” ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2432 "2010-08-17T19:05:02Z")
Will you marry me? up in a hot air balloon he said no. bummer. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2433 "2010-08-17T21:03:28Z")
He said “no bummer, and more numb, and mum boner are all anagrams.” ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2434 "2010-08-17T21:28:02Z")
are all anagrams slams on a ram’s mammagrams Just don’t give a damns ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2435 "2010-08-18T01:31:58Z")
“Just don’t give a damns ‘bout any trumpet playin’ band.” – Sultans of Swing\* \*sorta ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2436 "2010-08-18T02:50:33Z")
Band? Sultans of Swing are in dire straits, I’ve heard but maybe I’m wrong. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2437 "2010-08-18T06:01:21Z")
but maybe I’m wrong. Dr. Laura’s off the air. maybe God exists. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2438 "2010-08-18T12:59:29Z")
Maybe God exists. Please send recent pic. But not Shape found on your toast. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2439 "2010-08-19T01:51:57Z")
Shape found on your toast – Truly the Virgin Mary? Or more like Ke$ha? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2440 "2010-08-19T04:03:08Z")
Or more like Ke$ha? I can’t say I pray for that although she is cute ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2441 "2010-08-19T04:23:12Z")
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