# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 123
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2442 "2010-08-19T05:29:08Z")
If you yank her tail, she’ll bare her claws (I’m speaking Figuratively) ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2443 "2010-08-19T12:10:13Z")
Figuratively Speaking, she was a 10. But So was her IQ ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2444 "2010-08-19T12:59:16Z")
So was her IQ roughly equivalent to shall we say, shoe size? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2445 "2010-08-19T13:33:11Z")
Shall we say, shoe size? You mean “penis,” say “penis” Cause I hate coyness. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2446 "2010-08-19T14:40:42Z")
'Cause I hate Coyness, Claire Calvert Crandall Coyness; she’s a crazy cunt! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2447 "2010-08-19T14:44:07Z")
= Cause I hate coyness, I shop for shoes nude. Why do They bring such large shoes? = Just beaten to it! ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2448 "2010-08-19T17:42:34Z")
She’s a crazy cunt Mother Hubbard got busy They bring such large shoes? (Had to tie in those last two posts for TRIPLE POINTS!) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2449 "2010-08-19T18:14:15Z")
They bring such large shoes To the Krusty Klown Kollege And baggy pants, too ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2450 "2010-08-19T19:04:22Z")
And baggy pants too Go ahead, bring him along . . . more the merrier ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2451 "2010-08-19T19:18:54Z")
…more the merrier. Sideshow Mel & Sideshow Bob Speaking of big shoes ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2452 "2010-08-19T19:22:16Z")
Speaking of big shoes The Shaq wears size 25 but I’m just size 12. Woohoo - 50 pages! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2453 "2010-08-20T10:53:04Z")
“But I’m just size 12,” She said. “The right size,” I said. I hate boney girls. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2454 "2010-08-20T12:20:02Z")
Of course, our size 12 is American size 8. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2455 "2010-08-20T13:37:20Z")
I hate bony girls but I do love boning them OK, I’m a lech. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2456 "2010-08-20T13:48:23Z")
ok, I’m a lech oh wait . . . not me, you’re the lech! I get so confused. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2457 "2010-08-20T15:49:59Z")
I get so confused too much sex does that to me Keira, please, not now! ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2458 "2010-08-20T15:52:13Z")
Keira please, not now! Justin Bieber’s on his way I need to save sperm. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2459 "2010-08-20T16:47:15Z")
“I need to save sperm” why are your genes so special? to hell with your sperm. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2460 "2010-08-20T16:49:39Z")
To hell with your sperm sperm is unnecessary. Ejaculate cash! ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2461 "2010-08-20T16:51:53Z")
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