# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 124
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2462 "2010-08-20T17:17:46Z")
at the ATM meaning Amnesia Through Money I won’t testify ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2463 "2010-08-20T19:09:34Z")
“I won’t testify.” Said Blago after he said he would testify ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2464 "2010-08-20T19:59:03Z")
He would testify against mobster Al Capone hello afterlife ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2465 "2010-08-20T20:03:27Z")
“Hello, Afterlife,” I said to my friend’s black cat pretty weird name, huh? ---
**Author:** ![gurujulp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ba9def/32.png) [@gurujulp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gurujulp)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2466 "2010-08-20T20:12:46Z")
pretty weird name, huh? she blushed a bit, downcast stammer I, but nice! ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2467 "2010-08-20T21:08:19Z")
Stammer I, but nice! Yeah, nice ta-ta’s cutie pie! Slap! and then silence. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2468 "2010-08-21T01:28:27Z")
Slap! and then silence. The smack did not revive him. The corpse was soon cold. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2469 "2010-08-21T02:44:57Z")
The corpse was soon cold Jimmy the rat squeals no more His leggy dame cries ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2470 "2010-08-21T04:21:07Z")
His leggy dame cries “Can I have an exit row?” Her knees at her ears. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2471 "2010-08-21T04:29:14Z")
Her knees at her ears… There must be a better way to get interviewed. ---
**Author:** ![Spacegirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Spacegirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spacegirl)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2472 "2010-08-21T04:30:49Z")
To get interviewed You should not sleep with the boss That would be whorish ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2473 "2010-08-21T04:34:44Z")
That would be whorish? My naive little chim-chim! No sleeping takes place. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2474 "2010-08-21T18:08:50Z")
No sleeping takes place. Coffee at dinner can give One insomnia. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2475 "2010-08-21T21:42:01Z")
One. Insomnia. Step Two. Play footsie with wife. No Step Three. Headache. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2476 "2010-08-21T22:36:26Z")
No. Step Three: Headache Step four: Bottle of lotion And the Skin-A-Max. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2477 "2010-08-22T02:31:30Z")
And the Skin-A-Max Shows the same three or four flicks. Variety? Ha! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2478 "2010-08-22T02:40:36Z")
_Variety_? Ha! I far prefer _Newsweek, Time_ or even _Harper’s_. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2479 "2010-08-22T16:01:09Z")
Or even _Harper’s_ wouldn’t care that my post count is a palindrome. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2480 "2010-08-22T18:20:13Z")
Is a palindrome Not a word? “Palindromic Number” would be right ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2481 "2010-08-23T03:02:56Z")
“Number” would be right If you were asked: What word means “Having more numbness”? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=123) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=125)