# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 125
**Author:** ![AnnaKareninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@AnnaKareninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnnaKareninja)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2482 "2010-08-23T07:28:50Z")
Having more numbness? Yes, my heart is as silent As the muted “b”. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2483 "2010-08-23T10:26:46Z")
As the muted “b” In numb - in Thompson, “p” is Silent, as in bath. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2484 "2010-08-23T14:28:13Z")
Silent, as in Bath; London and Manchester aren’t, and Leeds is quite loud. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2485 "2010-08-23T16:51:06Z")
and Leeds is quite loud. And live. “Live at Leeds” is the best Who live album. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2486 "2010-08-23T16:55:45Z")
And Leeds is quite loud As The Who pounded out songs Hello Tinnitus (beaten to Who reference!) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2487 "2010-08-23T17:29:22Z")
Hello Tinnitus said by many a rock star Every morning. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2488 "2010-08-23T18:09:05Z")
Every morning Penis wakes up before I do Peeing is a pain ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2489 "2010-08-23T18:19:05Z")
Peeing is a pain then I feel blissful relief no VD have I ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2490 "2010-08-23T21:18:35Z")
No VD? Have I Found the only girl in town Who is a virgin? ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2491 "2010-08-23T21:31:26Z")
Who is a virgin? Anne? Beth? Cate? Dawn? Elle? Faye? Gail? Play Russian Roulette. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2492 "2010-08-24T01:52:02Z")
“Play Russian Roulette” – If casino sign reads thus, Best not to enter. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2493 "2010-08-24T03:33:46Z")
Best not to enter your zucchini at the fair shaped like a penis ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2494 "2010-08-24T11:05:18Z")
“Shaped like a penis.” Does this describe the person Or the zucchini? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2495 "2010-08-24T13:01:14Z")
“…or the zucchini?” the grocer asked, but I chose the fine pumpkin squash. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2496 "2010-08-24T14:39:01Z")
the fine pumpkin squash 'Druther have a koteka a/k/a penis gourd ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2497 "2010-08-24T14:41:50Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > …a/k/a penis gourd \*Bzzt. \*Six syllables. 'K, a penis gourd? Uh, no, thanks, I don’t want that trying to cut back ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2498 "2010-08-25T16:11:38Z")
trying to cut back on killing those sexy teens I gotta stab 'em ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2499 "2010-08-25T19:46:39Z")
I gotta stab 'em. Their burglar alarm has been Ringing for two days. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2500 "2010-08-25T21:47:22Z")
Ringing for two days. Those Mormons are persistent. They must know I’m home. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2501 "2010-08-26T03:51:57Z")
They must know I’m home but did they bake me a pie? Hell no, they didn’t! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=124) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=126)