# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 126
**Author:** ![AnnaKareninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@AnnaKareninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnnaKareninja)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2502 "2010-08-26T07:47:44Z")
Hell: no they didn’t Go there to take vacation, They were smoted good. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2503 "2010-08-26T13:02:56Z")
Hell no, they didn’t Cost much. But … you SAID, “Don’t buy me A big present.” Owwww. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2504 "2010-08-26T13:42:08Z")
Late again. and anyway it was 5/8/5. Oops ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2505 "2010-08-26T13:51:44Z")
A big present. Owwww. Look, next time you give me a Coffin, that ends it! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2506 "2010-08-26T15:45:53Z")
Coffin, that ends it! death ruins a good romance unless zombies rise ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2507 "2010-08-26T16:56:56Z")
Unless zombies rise Don’t wake me up from my nap I’m so very tired. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2508 "2010-08-26T16:59:06Z")
I’m so very tire. And I’m feeling so upset Such a stupid get. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2509 "2010-08-26T17:51:47Z")
Such a stupid get, Said Beatles. But Raleigh was Pronounced like “rawly”. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2510 "2010-08-26T18:23:43Z")
They were smoted good Those who pronounced like “Rawly” the normal “Really”. And, I get things back on track! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2511 "2010-08-26T18:50:02Z")
The normal really bores me; I like abnormal - much more intriguing. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2512 "2010-08-26T19:55:52Z")
Much more intriguing My last haiku, all for naught For we were off track ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2513 "2010-08-26T20:29:34Z")
For we were off-track betting parlor regulars ere we had no cash ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2514 "2010-08-26T21:07:40Z")
Ere we had no cash We bathed in gold and lived like Kings! Damn Hell Ass Kings! ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2515 "2010-08-26T21:23:07Z")
Kings! Damn Hell Ass Kings! Sharks, Ducks, Nucks, Yotes, Stars will kneel Pacific Champions ---
**Author:** ![AnnaKareninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@AnnaKareninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnnaKareninja)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2516 "2010-08-27T07:52:16Z")
Pacific champions, Of non-belligerent bent Made cookies, not war. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2517 "2010-08-27T13:09:07Z")
“Made cookies, not war,” Army chef wrote in memoirs, “and a peaceful flan.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2518 "2010-08-27T13:38:31Z")
“and a peaceful flan” which I then boogied around. I’m a flan dancer. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2519 "2010-08-27T14:42:49Z")
I’m a flan dancer It’s like a jello wrestler Except I’m in flan ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2520 "2010-08-27T15:41:33Z")
Except I’m in flan up to my neck in custard _Que bueno, hombres!_ ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2521 "2010-08-27T21:01:57Z")
_que bueno, hombres!_ that must mean “what good, hombres!” Mired in ignorance [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=125) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=127)