# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 127
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2522 "2010-08-27T21:39:31Z")
Mired in ignorance Yet there is hope if they find The SDMB ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2523 "2010-08-28T05:56:10Z")
The SDMB… …is there anyone out there? Damn you all to hell! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2524 "2010-08-28T12:48:27Z")
Damn you all to hell It was the Earth all along I love you, Zaius! ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2525 "2010-08-28T22:38:42Z")
I love you, Zaius! You may like what you find in my Forbidden Zone ---
**Author:** ![AnnaKareninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@AnnaKareninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnnaKareninja)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2526 "2010-08-29T06:17:51Z")
My forbidden zone Wrapped in aluminium Shielded from thought probes. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2527 "2010-08-29T06:47:43Z")
Shielded from thought probes, the aliens decided to head for his ass. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2528 "2010-08-30T13:44:55Z")
to head for his ass Which really gives new meaning to “Head for the hills” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2529 "2010-08-30T15:52:43Z")
To head for the Hills to hang out in Hank’s alley Boomhauer says “Yep” ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2530 "2010-08-30T17:13:19Z")
Boomhauer says “Yep” Click Click Click Click Click Click Click Found internet porn ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2531 "2010-08-30T17:28:18Z")
Found Internet porn Totally by accident! Now, to bookmark it… ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2532 "2010-08-31T01:38:42Z")
Now, to bookmark it… But just on home computer. Site’s not safe for work. ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2533 "2010-08-31T04:14:06Z")
Site’s not safe for work. 'twould be if ever’one here walked around _nekkid_. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2534 "2010-08-31T13:53:13Z")
walked around _nekkid_ Till I heard I was known as Ugly Naked Guy ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2535 "2010-08-31T14:28:45Z")
Ugly Naked Guy Just Pointed and laughed at me What is up with that? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2536 "2010-08-31T15:48:51Z")
What is up with that? Since he did not point with his Finger, his penis. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2537 "2010-08-31T20:26:47Z")
Finger his penis? No thanks, I’m not gay – not that Anything’s wrong with that. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2538 "2010-09-01T14:52:14Z")
(close, but that’s 6 syllables) Anything’s wrong with that painting on the wall with that Happy tree right there? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2539 "2010-09-01T15:06:41Z")
“Happy tree right there?” the _feng shui_ expert asked me; I said, “Sure, why not?” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2540 "2010-09-01T16:25:21Z")
I said “Sure, why not?” Since the store was out of my usual Right Guard ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2541 "2010-09-01T16:37:40Z")
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