# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 128
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2542 "2010-09-01T17:20:54Z")
Team gave him the axe which he used to chop them up here comes SWAT - look out! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2543 "2010-09-01T22:49:30Z")
Here comes _S.W.A.T._ – look out! Marathon of old cop show Starring Bob Urich. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2544 "2010-09-01T23:16:39Z")
Starring Bob Urich Lonseome Dove is by far the best Western ever ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2545 "2010-09-02T03:02:12Z")
“Best Western ever The hotel where you spend nights?” “No, I like Red Roof.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2546 "2010-09-02T03:52:58Z")
“No, I like Red Roof,” said the horny teen, eager for cheap, tawdry sex. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2547 "2010-09-02T14:41:48Z")
for cheap, tawdy sex email cecil@chica- [goreader.com](http://goreader.com) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2548 "2010-09-02T16:04:08Z")
[goreader.com](http://goreader.com) is a legal resource site I see; just went there. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2549 "2010-09-02T18:49:26Z")
I see: just went there. I should have expected that I was in The Pit ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2550 "2010-09-02T19:02:03Z")
I was in The Pit but then I climbed out and bathed much better now, thanks ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2551 "2010-09-02T20:41:47Z")
Much better now, thanks Being turned into a newt Was no fun at all ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2552 "2010-09-02T22:23:38Z")
Was no fun at all. But what did I expect at the Paint Drying Fest? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2553 "2010-09-03T01:55:08Z")
The Paint Drying Fest? Who would bother attending? Masochists, perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2554 "2010-09-03T12:31:35Z")
Masochists, perhaps? Not misreading it, as I … “Panties Drying Fest” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2555 "2010-09-03T16:40:59Z")
oops Panties drying fest A fun party at the beach Dry panties for all ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2556 "2010-09-03T17:33:18Z")
Dry panties for all. Nothing thrilling enough to Wet your panties for. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2557 "2010-09-03T19:58:05Z")
“Wet your panties for me, did you, Keira?” I asked; she purred her reply. [http://prom-hair-style-s.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/short-hairstyles-keira-knightley3.jpg](http://prom-hair-style-s.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/short-hairstyles-keira-knightley3.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2010, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2558 "2010-09-04T05:27:48Z")
She purred her reply. “Why certainly, dear Batman. I see you’ve prepared.” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2010, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2559 "2010-09-05T21:14:15Z")
I see you’ve prepared Pork chops and ham. Too bad I’m Vegetarian ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2010, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2560 "2010-09-05T23:07:12Z")
Vegetarian forgot the applesauce. Must be quite the youngster. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2010, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2561 "2010-09-06T12:26:38Z")
be quite the youngster not the crotchety old man let 'em on the lawn! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=127) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=129)