# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 129
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2010, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2562 "2010-09-06T12:40:14Z")
Let 'em on the lawn. They’ll find the mines I buried Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2010, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2563 "2010-09-06T13:16:02Z")
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh I laughed as I told my plan Then James Bond escaped ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2010, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2564 "2010-09-06T20:37:36Z")
Then James Bond escaped; I took too long explaining. Ah, live and let die ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2565 "2010-09-07T13:17:15Z")
Ah, live and let die. In this strange and crazy world In which we live in. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2566 "2010-09-08T18:46:30Z")
In which we live, in which we live, in which we live, in which we live ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2567 "2010-09-10T14:13:36Z")
live, in which we live Wonder what was happening in McCartney’s mind? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2568 "2010-09-10T16:09:08Z")
In McCartney’s mind There’s a Yellow Submarine And a Blue Meanie ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2569 "2010-09-10T20:47:15Z")
And a Blue Meanie With a huge great big weenie Slapped Shirley Feeney ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2010, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2570 "2010-09-12T05:04:26Z")
Slapped Shirley Feeney And now I’m living in fear Fonzie’s after me ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2010, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2571 "2010-09-13T15:35:08Z")
Fonzie’s after me I took away his cool and Put it in Dougie ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2010, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2572 "2010-09-13T17:02:35Z")
“Put it in Dougie” Wanda Plenn steamily begged In lost episode ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2010, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2573 "2010-09-13T17:08:29Z")
In Lost episode Jack C. is an idiot All the others, too ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2010, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2574 "2010-09-13T18:08:09Z")
All the Others, too damn busy being cryptic, baffle me on _Lost_. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2010, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2575 "2010-09-13T18:55:13Z")
Baffle me on _Lost_ They’re dead, in pergatory No? Yes? no? Yes? Yes? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2010, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2576 "2010-09-13T19:32:02Z")
No? Yes? no? Yes? Yes? You’re 'way too binary, dude: ambiguity! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2577 "2010-09-14T02:30:03Z")
Ambiguity! “You will be lucky to have Amy work for you.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2578 "2010-09-14T11:29:49Z")
Amy work for you? Yeah, like that’s gonna happen! She’s a lazy bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2579 "2010-09-14T13:32:00Z")
She’s a lazy bitch. But I keep my maid for the phenomenal sex. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2580 "2010-09-14T15:22:47Z")
Phenomenal sex is not what I’m having now stuck in my office ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2581 "2010-09-14T16:13:35Z")
Stuck in my office Try buttering up my gut And I might pop out [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=128) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=130)