# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 130
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2582 "2010-09-14T16:15:11Z")
And I might pop out For a quick dose of nature On my lunchtime walk. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2583 "2010-09-14T16:54:51Z")
On my lunchtime walk I listen to the birds chirp beats hearing you squawk. ETA: bonus points for a rhyme?? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2584 "2010-09-14T17:14:38Z")
beats hearing you squawk. bonus points for a rhyme?? NO!! That’s just crazy talk. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2585 "2010-09-14T17:46:10Z")
That’s just crazy talk, going on and on about “spliffer rapgoop dinch.” ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2586 "2010-09-14T18:41:39Z")
Spliffer Rapgoop Dinch P’Tang O’Biscuit Barrel (from Silly Party) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2587 "2010-09-14T21:44:25Z")
From Silly Party To Silly Putty, I’ve got My sillies covered ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2588 "2010-09-14T21:54:57Z")
My sillies covered I’m a girl but I’ve got my willies covered too. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2589 "2010-09-15T00:13:37Z")
Willies covered too Much for a gay nudist’s taste In a public place. ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2590 "2010-09-15T02:48:55Z")
In a public place? Oh. I could have sworn you said: In a _pubic_ place. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2591 "2010-09-15T02:50:05Z")
In a pubic place, the one thing you must avoid is silly putty. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2592 "2010-09-15T04:30:47Z")
Is silly putty Not the funnest thing ever? Oh, wait… boobies are! ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2593 "2010-09-15T05:02:14Z")
Oh, wait. Boobies are off limits until marriage. [Like masturbation.](http://www.mediaite.com/tv/rachel-maddow-plays-christine-odonnell-90s-no-masturbation-mtv-interview/) ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2594 "2010-09-15T05:12:00Z")
Like masturbation will really make you go blind! Meet my new guide dog… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2595 "2010-09-15T14:31:53Z")
meet my new guide dog… He has three heads to guide me. I found him in hell. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2596 "2010-09-15T14:49:46Z")
I found him in Hell and he barks really loudly Quiet, Cerberus! ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2597 "2010-09-15T21:03:20Z")
Quiet, Cerberus! All nine circles are asleep … Except the cold one ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2598 "2010-09-16T17:07:45Z")
Except that cold one In the center of her chest All her parts were warm ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2599 "2010-09-16T20:40:14Z")
All her parts were warm For she was tanning naked Under noonday sun ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2600 "2010-09-16T23:32:10Z")
Under noonday sun Even the mighty Slurpee Melts to nothingness ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2601 "2010-09-17T15:10:22Z")
Melts to Nothingness That is my cover band’s name We sing Europe songs [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=129) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=131)