# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 132
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2010, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2622 "2010-09-23T19:05:07Z")
or so Kramer siad Two words that made us all laugh. The Contest: “I’m Out.” ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2623 "2010-09-24T02:28:52Z")
The Contest: “I’m Out.” George sparked this line because Mom Caught him with _Glamour_. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2624 "2010-09-24T19:05:20Z")
Caught him with _Glamour_ Caught her with _Boy’s Life_, then caught Cat with _Dog Fancy_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2010, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2625 "2010-09-25T03:26:04Z")
Cat with dog fancy cat with baboon really weird cat with me? happy ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2010, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2626 "2010-09-25T13:32:38Z")
cat with me? Happy. Bashful, Doc , Dopey, Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy cat. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2010, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2627 "2010-09-26T01:36:17Z")
Sleepy, sneezy cat keeps waking me up tonight and won’t wipe her nose. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2010, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2628 "2010-09-26T03:24:31Z")
And won’t wipe her nose, Nor eat the food I supply. A finicky slob. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2010, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2629 "2010-09-27T14:44:11Z")
A finicky slob sounds like an oxymoron like the Living Dead ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2010, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2630 "2010-09-27T17:37:08Z")
like the Living Dead, The Walking Dead, The Grateful Dead. Any others? ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2010, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2631 "2010-09-27T18:57:04Z")
Dead. Any others? Well, yeah…Coma, Unconscious, Drunk, Buzzed and Awake. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2010, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2632 "2010-09-27T19:04:01Z")
Drunk, buzzed and awake: I am only the third thing. Tonight? Maybe more. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2010, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2633 "2010-09-28T18:34:53Z")
Tonight, maybe more Haiku flows from my brain, and beer through my liver ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2010, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2634 "2010-09-28T19:51:34Z")
Beer through my liver is just where it should go, for you rent, don’t own, it. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2635 "2010-09-29T11:30:31Z")
You rent, don’t own. It makes your eventual flight from the law simpler. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2636 "2010-09-29T13:21:14Z")
from the law simpler you just made every living lawyer’s head explode. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2637 "2010-09-29T15:58:10Z")
Lawyer’s head explode[s] David Cronenberg smiles so much for showbiz ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2638 "2010-09-29T17:24:53Z")
So much for showbiz A Fat Guy in a Tight Shirt Passed up by networks ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2639 "2010-09-29T17:54:37Z")
Passed up by the networks? Put it on your own station. Gotta love cable. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2640 "2010-09-29T18:17:19Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2641 "2010-09-29T20:17:07Z")
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