# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 133
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2642 "2010-09-29T22:09:31Z")
Dangling from K2 C3PO told R2 “This is all your fault!” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2010, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2643 "2010-09-30T14:37:21Z")
“This is all your fault.” “You caused this deadly earthquake By farting too loud.” {Earthquake–fault—get it?) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2010, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2644 "2010-09-30T16:16:29Z")
By farting too loud you may turn off your date, or annoy all ten nuns. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2010, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2645 "2010-09-30T17:47:47Z")
Annoy all ten nuns Is something I often do A force of habit ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2010, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2646 "2010-10-02T06:53:04Z")
A force of habit Change a few letters and it’s A force of Hobbit ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2010, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2647 "2010-10-03T00:04:03Z")
“A force of Hobbit” is the kind of pun that can get you killed, my friend. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2010, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2648 "2010-10-03T05:01:23Z")
Get you killed, my friend? A PUNishment far too strict. Stop Tolkien like that! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2010, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2649 "2010-10-03T17:39:55Z")
Stop Tolkien like that Stop bogarting the damn joint. We all need a toke. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2650 "2010-10-04T13:24:12Z")
We all need a toke, or e’en better yet, a joke because it’s Monday ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2651 "2010-10-04T13:56:00Z")
Because it’s Monday, Garfield must be grumpy. Need a new joke, [Jim?](http://permanent-monday.blogspot.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2652 "2010-10-04T15:16:59Z")
“Need a new joke, Jim?” McCoy asked the ship’s captain _Enterprise_ingly ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2653 "2010-10-04T16:50:13Z")
shoot ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2654 "2010-10-05T18:36:45Z")
Enterpriseingly bad puns are typical here Just axe Lizzy B. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2655 "2010-10-05T20:15:01Z")
Just axe Lizzy B.! Borden took her forty whacks or so the rhyme goes. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2656 "2010-10-06T02:30:18Z")
Or so the rhyme goes: Upon seeing labor’s fruits, She also offed Pop. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2657 "2010-10-06T11:32:53Z")
She also offed pop She offered her pop some pop Then her pop went “Pop!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2658 "2010-10-06T13:22:47Z")
Then her pop went “Pop!” and yet her Mum wasn’t mum but her sister… oy! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2659 "2010-10-06T13:33:56Z")
but her sister…oy! Jewish girl becomes a nun Marries Jesus? Christ! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2660 "2010-10-06T13:36:00Z")
Marries Jesus? Christ! sounds like Dan Brown’s awful book really quite silly ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2661 "2010-10-06T18:38:37Z")
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