# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 134
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2662 "2010-10-07T18:50:25Z")
On that young filly Somethingroyal–Bold Ruler; Secretariat! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2663 "2010-10-07T21:15:23Z")
Secretariat An admin and a rope fused in a transporter ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2664 "2010-10-07T23:34:40Z")
In a transporter Jeff Goldblum overlooked the fly in his ointment ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2665 "2010-10-08T01:03:51Z")
Fly in his ointment? He should have removed his pants Before lubing up. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2666 "2010-10-08T01:39:52Z")
Before lubing up, Make sure your partner’s willing. Some folks _hate_ anal. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2667 "2010-10-08T14:29:17Z")
Some folks hate anal Go and ask Rick Santorum And watch him froth up ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2668 "2010-10-08T15:43:02Z")
And watch him froth up At the mouth during musaf. Rabbi with rabies. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2669 "2010-10-08T15:47:17Z")
Rabbi with rabies. If he bites the hand that feeds him, is that kosher? ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2670 "2010-10-08T21:10:24Z")
“‘Him’, is that kosher?” “Some say ‘Her’ is tastier.” Soylent Green Debates ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2671 "2010-10-08T22:06:47Z")
Soylent Green debates Don’t know if she’s got good taste But she does taste good ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2672 "2010-10-08T22:45:52Z")
But she does taste good Front seat, back seat, trunk or hood Car dining expert ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2010, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2673 "2010-10-10T05:13:56Z")
Car dining expert Loves the milkshakes at Sonic, But not the burgers. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2010, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2674 "2010-10-10T05:48:17Z")
But not the burgers! Only In & Out french fries are best Animal Style ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2675 "2010-10-11T17:53:40Z")
6 Sylablles Best animal style Is either doggy or goat At the rodeo ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2676 "2010-10-11T18:10:41Z")
“are best Animal Style” has seven syllables, the way I say it - still a haiku no-no. At the rodeo I saw bulls, clowns, and cowboys who knows which is which? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2677 "2010-10-11T19:56:22Z")
Who knows which is which Glenn Beck next to a horse ass I get so confused ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2678 "2010-10-11T22:05:46Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > 6 Sylablles > > Best animal style > Is either doggy or goat > At the rodeo > [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > “are best Animal Style” has seven syllables, the way I say it - still a haiku no-no. Get over yourselves. 6 ‘sylablles’ (sic) is not a haiku ‘no-no’ It’s absolutely allowed. We’re ignoring all the other constraints/stylistic requirements of haiku, FFS. Why aren’t you purists going after those? :rolleyes: I get so confused Is that Glenn Beck? Or Wilbur? The smell is the same ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2010, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2679 "2010-10-12T13:47:29Z")
The smell is the same. Gold plated bullshit still smells So nauseating. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2010, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2680 "2010-10-12T14:10:06Z")
So nauseating That people think a haiku Must be five-seven-five. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2010, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2681 "2010-10-12T14:15:40Z")
Must be 5-7-5 25 or 6 to 4 Maybe 42. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=133) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=135)