# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 136
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2702 "2010-10-15T13:21:39Z")
Career skyrockets! In flight. Afternoon delight! What a great ear worm. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2703 "2010-10-15T17:06:10Z")
“What a great ear worm” Kirk told Chekov. “It came from Seti Alpha Whuh?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2704 "2010-10-15T19:17:00Z")
“Seti Alpha Whuh?” Typical dumb Alpha male just won’t look at map ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2705 "2010-10-15T19:23:17Z")
“Just won’t look at map.” Explains why that kid’s flunking Geography class. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2706 "2010-10-15T20:35:11Z")
Geography class Doze off and you’re stuck between Iraq and hard place ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2707 "2010-10-15T21:39:21Z")
Iraq and hard place so Obama was stuck, but things are better now ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2708 "2010-10-16T16:16:00Z")
Things are better now? Maybe for the Democrats. Not Tea Partiers. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2010, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2709 "2010-10-17T22:32:04Z")
Not tea partiers but several tea baggers Dip their balls in it ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2710 "2010-10-18T00:53:27Z")
Dip their balls in it stir it around and lick it pasta and meatballs ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2711 "2010-10-18T13:23:54Z")
pasta and meatballs. Garlic bread. I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2712 "2010-10-18T20:11:51Z")
I ate the whole thing Two pizzas, four steaks, three pies And a Diet Coke ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2713 "2010-10-18T20:49:06Z")
And a Diet Coke Is not my beverage of choice. I prefer “Classic”. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2714 "2010-10-20T15:07:55Z")
I prefer classic My cars and my women should both have bullet bras ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2715 "2010-10-20T17:44:09Z")
both have bullet bras. Because I prefer them to be high caliber. ---
**Author:** ![maslowcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@maslowcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maslowcat)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2716 "2010-10-20T18:25:14Z")
be high caliber hold your fire the silence breathes ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2717 "2010-10-20T23:49:51Z")
The silence breathes so closely into my ear And whispers “Hey bud!” ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2010, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2718 "2010-10-22T00:01:59Z")
And whispers “Hey Bud, Give this toy doll a break–I’m Feeling Raggedy” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2010, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2719 "2010-10-22T16:22:48Z")
“Feeling Raggedy?” Andy asked Ann who shot back “Ask Dressy Bessy.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2010, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2720 "2010-10-22T16:34:31Z")
Ask Dressy Bessy just where does she get her clothes? fetching ensemble ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2010, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2721 "2010-10-22T21:12:26Z")
Fetching ensemble: Quartet of hot musicians. They pluck, wear G-strings. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=135) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=137)