# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 138
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2010, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2742 "2010-11-01T20:04:19Z")
Look at me, tattered torn and bruised, I’m still fighting protecting my child ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2010, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2743 "2010-11-02T15:58:50Z")
Protecting my child from the bogeyman, something I’m too scared to do! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2010, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2744 "2010-11-02T18:52:34Z")
I’m to scared to do! Cause there’s ghosts in the bathroom Too scared to doo-doo. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2010, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2745 "2010-11-02T19:29:10Z")
Too scared to doo-doo Who do? Voo-Doo. You Do! Poo. Chris Isaak tribute. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2746 "2010-11-03T00:53:20Z")
Chris Isaak tribute I heard on Halloween night – _ **Wicked** Game_, of course! ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2747 "2010-11-03T05:32:19Z")
Wicked Game, of course I’ll play you, you dear rascal! Solitaire, my love! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2748 "2010-11-03T13:37:59Z")
Solitaire, my love! James Bond will only use you please, come back to me! [http://www.fhm.com/images/media/fckimgs/userfiles/liveandletdie.jpg](http://www.fhm.com/images/media/fckimgs/userfiles/liveandletdie.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2749 "2010-11-03T14:42:45Z")
please, come back to me. Come back. Any kind of fool can see. I was wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2750 "2010-11-03T14:55:15Z")
Can see I was wrong now that I have new glasses my eye doctor rules! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2751 "2010-11-03T16:30:01Z")
My eye doctor rules States I can’t use sharp items I keep my fork corked ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2752 "2010-11-03T22:25:26Z")
I keep my fork corked, But never my baseball bat – That’s against the rules. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2753 "2010-11-03T23:06:19Z")
“That’s against the rules,” my teacher snapped, so of course I did it again. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2010, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2754 "2010-11-04T12:39:46Z")
I did it again… you know where this is going… ♪Got lost in the game♪ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2010, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2755 "2010-11-04T15:13:50Z")
♪Got lost in the game♪ ♪Got lost in the parking lot♪ ♪Sing Depressing Songs♪ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2010, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2756 "2010-11-04T15:47:10Z")
♪Sing depressing songs?♪ not Britney; no money there! bubblegum pop sells ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2010, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2757 "2010-11-04T17:00:24Z")
Bubblegum pop sells [As does Bacon Gravy pop](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=584283) Bacony goodness ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2010, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2758 "2010-11-04T17:50:43Z")
Bacony goodness gives me faith in humankind how bad can things be? ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2759 "2010-11-05T05:20:22Z")
How bad can things be? Take, for example, my head. It’s been split open. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2760 "2010-11-05T05:46:16Z")
It’s been split open Like a rotten tomato. Those elections hurt! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2761 "2010-11-05T13:08:48Z")
Those elections hurt! House lost, Feingold defeated real bad day for Dems [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=137) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=139)