# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 140
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2782 "2010-11-10T19:00:07Z")
sometimes we forget order seven-five-seven pretty sure I fucked it up ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2783 "2010-11-10T19:06:23Z")
Pretty sure I fucked it up A backwards haiku How can we correct it now? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2784 "2010-11-10T19:46:58Z")
“How can we correct?” the SAT taker asked; “You can’t,” teacher said. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2785 "2010-11-10T22:13:20Z")
“You **can’t** ,” teacher said. “But teach, yesterday you said There was **no such word**!” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2010, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2786 "2010-11-11T15:05:37Z")
There was no such word I checked dictionary, did not find gullible ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2010, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2787 "2010-11-11T16:54:20Z")
not find gullible [Le Fantôme de l’Opéra](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=585085) What an albatross. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2010, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2788 "2010-11-11T22:39:45Z")
What an albatross! Three under on par four ninth. My first hole-in-one! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2789 "2010-11-12T03:21:22Z")
“My first hole-in-one!” a young Tiger said, smiling; glory lay ahead. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2790 "2010-11-12T09:47:37Z")
glory lay ahead inside that public restroom… George Michael awaits! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2791 "2010-11-12T16:37:47Z")
George Michael awaits At the banana stand for His cousin Maeby ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2792 "2010-11-12T17:10:55Z")
His cousin Maeby decided to sleep, thereby avoiding arrest ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2793 "2010-11-12T18:40:59Z")
avoiding arrest as my doctor can attest my heart does it best ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2794 "2010-11-12T22:52:41Z")
My heart does it best When I think about May West As you could attest ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2010, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2795 "2010-11-14T02:59:10Z")
As you could attest There’s a poet Edgar Guest And toothpaste called Crest ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2010, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2796 "2010-11-14T18:29:03Z")
And toothpaste called Crest I brush before ev’ry test It’s really the best. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2010, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2797 "2010-11-14T18:38:55Z")
It’s really the best Rhyming haiku is the test I love women’s breasts ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2010, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2798 "2010-11-15T03:41:38Z")
I love women’s breasts Encased in bikinis, tank tops, Or – better yet – nude ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2010, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2799 "2010-11-15T14:58:40Z")
Or - better yet - nude I find I must stare, 'though it’s rude and my pants protrude ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2010, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2800 "2010-11-15T16:59:36Z")
And my pants protrude From the tentacles in there Need Nippon schoolgirl ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2010, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2801 "2010-11-15T19:13:33Z")
Need Nippon schoolgirl For afternoon of playtime If she has the yen [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=139) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=141)