# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 142
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2822 "2010-11-19T07:46:50Z")
the date ends early I wanted Italian not wienerschnitzel… ---
**Author:** ![iamnotbatman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/858c86/32.png) [@iamnotbatman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamnotbatman)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2823 "2010-11-19T08:20:52Z")
not wienerschnitzel… she a wants a salami but she gets coq rouge! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2824 "2010-11-19T16:03:51Z")
But she gets coq rouge Because I’m cock of the walk Detach’ble penis ---
**Author:** ![Blut\_Aus\_Nord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Blut\_Aus\_Nord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blut_Aus_Nord)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2825 "2010-11-19T16:18:42Z")
Detach’ble penis Just add some oregano For robust foreskin ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2826 "2010-11-19T17:35:44Z")
For robust foreskin, Use a whetstone though I do Prefer a spit shine ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2827 "2010-11-19T18:26:53Z")
Prefer a spit shine? In Woody Allen movie he spat on pants leg. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2828 "2010-11-19T18:52:27Z")
He spat on pants leg And then he spat on my socks Then spat on my spats ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2829 "2010-11-19T20:45:38Z")
Then spat on my spats, Then he pissed on my piston. Oooh, that sounds dirty! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2830 "2010-11-19T21:48:10Z")
“Oooh, that sounds dirty!” said Keira, smiling lewdly couldn’t let her down ---
**Author:** ![iamnotbatman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/858c86/32.png) [@iamnotbatman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamnotbatman)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2010, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2831 "2010-11-20T00:15:56Z")
couldn’t let her down never gonna give her up yeah she got rick rolled ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2010, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2832 "2010-11-20T02:47:39Z")
Yeah she got rick rolled fish market is closed today, no more salmon skin! ---
**Author:** ![iamnotbatman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/858c86/32.png) [@iamnotbatman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamnotbatman)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2010, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2833 "2010-11-20T10:00:30Z")
no more salmon skin! crispy crunchy salmon skin! man i am hungry ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2010, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2834 "2010-11-21T01:58:41Z")
“Man, I am hungry,” said Woman, picking apple. “Would you like a bite?” ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2010, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2835 "2010-11-21T02:27:12Z")
“Would you like a bite?” “I haven’t had one today.” “Okay, I’ll bite you!” ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2010, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2836 "2010-11-21T02:34:13Z")
“Okay, I’ll bite you! But make no mistake, my friend, I charge more for that.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2010, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2837 "2010-11-21T20:56:50Z")
I charge more for that. I do anything for cash But nothing for love. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2010, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2838 "2010-11-21T22:16:23Z")
But nothing for love? syphilis, dry rot, gangrene… no drugs to treat love? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2839 "2010-11-22T02:19:00Z")
no drugs to treat love? but I thought love _was_ the drug got a hook in me ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2840 "2010-11-22T02:25:20Z")
Got a hook in me How do I get this thing out? No more fishing drunk! ---
**Author:** ![iamnotbatman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/858c86/32.png) [@iamnotbatman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamnotbatman)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2841 "2010-11-22T07:13:30Z")
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