# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 143
**Author:** ![Spacegirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Spacegirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spacegirl)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2842 "2010-11-22T07:19:01Z")
-pop!- your own eye ball That might happen tomorrow If I don’t sleep now ---
**Author:** ![iamnotbatman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/858c86/32.png) [@iamnotbatman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamnotbatman)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2843 "2010-11-22T08:43:17Z")
If I don’t sleep now i will be waiting for you with kevlar eye-guard ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2844 "2010-11-22T09:02:52Z")
Hmmm, what is kevlar? Let’s check wikipedia! DAMMIT! Jimmy Wales! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2845 "2010-11-22T17:39:45Z")
With Kevlar eye-guard Wikipedia wants cash Dammit! Jimmy Wales! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2846 "2010-11-22T19:42:05Z")
Damnit! Jimmy Wales! Stop begging for funds. You have more money than God. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2847 "2010-11-22T19:49:42Z")
More money than God? Not much – He doesn’t use cash More money than Pope ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2848 "2010-11-23T02:32:08Z")
More money than Pope? As in Alexander? Doubt He took it with him. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2849 "2010-11-23T07:12:03Z")
He took it with him. Insisted he needed it! My favorite bra. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2850 "2010-11-23T09:45:34Z")
My favorite bra Isn’t lace or push-up but the one on the floor ---
**Author:** ![iamnotbatman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/858c86/32.png) [@iamnotbatman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamnotbatman)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2851 "2010-11-23T09:57:34Z")
The one on the floor – No, the one that isn’t dead. Put your bra back on. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2852 "2010-11-23T14:37:08Z")
“Put your bra back on,” I begged, averting my gaze; Uncle Phil complied. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2853 "2010-11-23T14:40:08Z")
Uncle Phil complied. Hillary, Carlton, Ashley and Aunt Viv gave thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2854 "2010-11-23T14:43:40Z")
And Aunt Viv gave thanks as the pumpkin pie was cut more whipped cream, yes, please! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2855 "2010-11-23T20:55:45Z")
“More whipped cream, yes, please!” The nubile, young coeds squealed And then I woke up ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2856 "2010-11-23T21:23:41Z")
And then I woke up With both my kidneys removed. Snopes won’t believe me. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2857 "2010-11-24T01:58:34Z")
Snopes won’t believe me, but you will, right? Oh, that’s good; nobody else will! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2858 "2010-11-24T16:06:59Z")
Nobody else will They said I was crazy To build house of cheese ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2859 "2010-11-24T21:26:25Z")
To build house of cheese Find yourself some nice Gouda. Better not use Swiss. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2860 "2010-11-25T02:58:26Z")
Better not use Swiss. But what is most logical? Cottage cheese, of course! ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2861 "2010-11-25T16:11:29Z")
cottage cheese, of course! very tasty diet food just add olive oil! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=142) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=144)