# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 145
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2882 "2010-12-02T20:54:49Z")
On the minarets I planted both of my flags on mountainous breasts! ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2883 "2010-12-02T21:46:24Z")
on mountainous breasts you will very likely find mens’ eyes resting there. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2884 "2010-12-02T22:06:00Z")
Men’s eyes resting there And women’s legs resting there They call it Twister ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2885 "2010-12-03T00:14:38Z")
They call it _Twister_ not a bad tornado flick had a flying cow ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2886 "2010-12-03T00:19:59Z")
Had a flying cow passed by, forks and spoons would start eloping. Chaos! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2887 "2010-12-03T01:06:18Z")
Eloping chaos. Ladder too short, wrong window My bride’s really pissed ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2888 "2010-12-03T03:07:36Z")
“My Bride’s really pissed,” moaned Frankenstein, green and sad. “Our honeymoon sucks!” ---
**Author:** ![iamnotbatman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/858c86/32.png) [@iamnotbatman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamnotbatman)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2889 "2010-12-03T08:23:56Z")
damn ignore this too. something weird happened ---
**Author:** ![iamnotbatman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/858c86/32.png) [@iamnotbatman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamnotbatman)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2890 "2010-12-03T08:25:20Z")
Sorry database error double posted my haiku. Ignore ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2891 "2010-12-03T10:50:13Z")
“Our honeymoon sucks! So do my posting skills!” said Iamnotbatman ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2892 "2010-12-03T11:17:01Z")
iamnotbatman but my posting skills suck too! are we related?? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2893 "2010-12-03T14:14:37Z")
Are we related? I asked my doppleganger He looked and said no ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2894 "2010-12-03T14:52:10Z")
He looked and said no when I showed him my boobies. what is wrong with them?? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2010, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2895 "2010-12-04T01:02:14Z")
What is wrong with them? 'cept for the triple nipple? Thrice the fun, that is. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2010, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2896 "2010-12-04T02:13:06Z")
Thrice the fun, that is unless you don’t like triplets. who _needs_ six boobies? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2010, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2897 "2010-12-04T02:22:12Z")
Who needs six boobies? Apparently, Hugh Hefner [Ere the chicks moved out](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Girls_Next_Door). ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2010, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2898 "2010-12-04T02:43:27Z")
Ere the chicks moved out, I lived in Dixie with a hen and a rooster. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2010, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2899 "2010-12-04T02:51:58Z")
hen and a rooster, two bits! Boys like the girls with huge tits! bada-bing! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2010, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2900 "2010-12-04T03:14:27Z")
huge tits! bada-bing! big balls! bow-chicka-bow-wow! scooby-dooby-doo ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2010, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2901 "2010-12-04T04:18:00Z")
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