# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 146
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2010, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2902 "2010-12-04T23:43:06Z")
Scooby snacks aren’t cheap but hot damn, are they yummy wash 'em down with beer ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2010, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2903 "2010-12-05T00:41:35Z")
wash 'em down with beer play some classical music raising _wagyu_ cows ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2010, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2904 "2010-12-05T01:33:16Z")
Raising _wagyu_ cows and plowing the north forty farm life really sucks ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2010, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2905 "2010-12-05T02:44:19Z")
farm life really sucks. But the food keeps us going Someone has to farm ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2010, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2906 "2010-12-05T03:54:40Z")
Someone has to farm but it ain’t gonna be me I’m a city boy ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2010, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2907 "2010-12-05T04:43:37Z")
I’m a city boy Oh beautiful parking ramp I loves my concrete ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2010, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2908 "2010-12-05T04:48:42Z")
I loves my concrete ever so handy when you’re hiding dead bodies… ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2010, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2909 "2010-12-05T15:09:59Z")
Hiding dead bodies Must not be very easy They soon start to stink ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2010, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2910 "2010-12-05T15:42:45Z")
They soon start to stink so put those goddamn cowpies back where you found 'em. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2010, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2911 "2010-12-05T15:48:26Z")
back where you found 'em (answer to “where’s vertebrae?”) Now…where’s that G-Spot?? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2010, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2912 "2010-12-05T18:28:19Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > back where you found 'em > (answer to “where’s vertebrae?”) > Now…where’s that G-Spot?? Now…where’s that G-Spot?? Out! Out! damn G-Spot. Out from Under the G-string! ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2010, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2913 "2010-12-05T20:13:03Z")
Under the g-string! where to put my dollar bill if there’s no tip jar? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2914 "2010-12-06T13:39:19Z")
if there’s no tip jar the pizza deliverer gets nothing from me! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2915 "2010-12-06T16:14:27Z")
Gets nothing from me The tyranical tyrant Opresses people ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2916 "2010-12-06T17:25:06Z")
Opresses people Oprah presses people? My! She depresses me. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2917 "2010-12-06T17:28:35Z")
She depresses me but got a big Honor at Kennedy Center [http://www.billboard.com/events/stars-salute-paul-mccartney-oprah-winfrey-1004133739.story?tag=hpfeed#/events/stars-salute-paul-mccartney-oprah-winfrey-1004133739.story?tag=hpfeed](http://www.billboard.com/events/stars-salute-paul-mccartney-oprah-winfrey-1004133739.story?tag=hpfeed#/events/stars-salute-paul-mccartney-oprah-winfrey-1004133739.story?tag=hpfeed) ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2918 "2010-12-06T22:52:15Z")
Kennedy Center – Where I fell asleep during [_The Autumn Garden_](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Autumn_Garden) true story – it happened when I was on a Close Up trip to Washington in my senior year of high school ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2919 "2010-12-06T23:01:38Z")
The autumn garden Has leaves of brown to step on Crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2920 "2010-12-08T15:20:47Z")
Crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch. Man, I hate living next door to Jeffrey Dahmer. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2921 "2010-12-08T17:50:53Z")
To Jeffrey Dahmer A mall looks like a buffet What a crazy guy [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=145) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=147)