# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 147
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2922 "2010-12-08T18:50:29Z")
What a crazy guy Keeps writing poem entries For haiku madness. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2923 "2010-12-08T20:59:30Z")
For haiku madness No apparent remedy Nor do I seek one. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2924 "2010-12-09T18:41:46Z")
Nor do I seek one of those dumb wall-mounted fish That sings those dumb songs ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2925 "2010-12-09T19:36:43Z")
That sings those dumb songs and can never harmonize fish are for eating ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2926 "2010-12-09T21:04:37Z")
Fish are for eating I love a good red snapper Or some fried catfish ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2010, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2927 "2010-12-10T15:34:16Z")
or some fried catfirsh or some fried cat and fried fish. I’m not that picky. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2010, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2928 "2010-12-10T15:53:53Z")
I’m not that picky I will leave my scabs alone And let the sores heal ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2010, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2929 "2010-12-10T15:55:43Z")
And let the sores heal there are pills she takes for that but no smooching, please ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2010, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2930 "2010-12-10T20:33:44Z")
“But no smooching, please!” Strange request, considering We had just had sex ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2010, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2931 "2010-12-10T20:52:52Z")
We had just had sex and Keira snuggled in close Mmm, that was real nice ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2010, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2932 "2010-12-10T23:24:02Z")
Mmm, that was real nice That clumsy waiter just dropped My flaming kebab ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2010, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2933 "2010-12-11T15:01:10Z")
My flaming kebab Turkish euphenism for My flaming homo. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2010, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2934 "2010-12-11T15:24:42Z")
My flaming homo sneaking into my closet stealing my dresses. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2935 "2010-12-13T17:01:34Z")
Stealing my dresses May not be from a gay guy Some straights cross dress, too ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2936 "2010-12-13T18:03:08Z")
Some straights cross dress too I saw Desmond in a frill Tutu in Tutu ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2937 "2010-12-13T18:24:57Z")
Tutu in Tutu the archbishop and his wife deserve privacy ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2938 "2010-12-13T18:28:46Z")
Deserve privacy? I agree: heard too much of Tutu’s bishopric ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2939 "2010-12-14T14:01:08Z")
Tutu’s bishopric Saw it in a porn movie “Nuns’ Filthy Habits” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2940 "2010-12-14T14:32:15Z")
“Nuns’ Filthy Habits” “The Priest’s Dirty Collar” and “Missionary Work” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2941 "2010-12-14T18:53:07Z")
Missionary work would not be to my liking I like fun too much [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=146) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=148)