# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 148
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2942 "2010-12-14T19:21:32Z")
I like fun too much And I hate grief and sorrow Am I abnormal? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2943 "2010-12-14T19:26:59Z")
Am I abnormal? Don’t look like Marty Feldman; quite fortunate, no? ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2944 "2010-12-14T22:41:04Z")
quite fortunate, no? I have a dog and a cat the dog eats cat poops ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2945 "2010-12-14T23:19:15Z")
The dog eats cat poops And subsequently vomits. The cat eats the puke. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2010, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2946 "2010-12-15T10:54:25Z")
The cat eats the puke Then the puke is recycled So puke is thus green ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2010, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2947 "2010-12-15T14:21:19Z")
The puke is thus green Cause I ate asparagus And my pee smells weird. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2010, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2948 "2010-12-15T17:02:47Z")
And my pee smells weird! As if nasty-smelling poop wasn’t bad enough. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2010, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2949 "2010-12-15T17:02:58Z")
And my pee smells weird My toenails are falling off Should I see a doc? D’oh! Wasn’t bad enough That my nails were falling off I’m growing a tail! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2010, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2950 "2010-12-15T17:34:29Z")
I’m growing a tail! and thereby hangs, well, a tale won’t bore you with it ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2010, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2951 "2010-12-15T23:06:32Z")
Won’t bore you with it, But I have an anecdote About Tom Poston. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2010, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2952 "2010-12-15T23:57:11Z")
About Tom Poston Larry, Darryl and Darryl Gossip endlessly ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2953 "2010-12-16T16:08:08Z")
Gossip endlessly, And you get your own talk show Like Wendy Williams. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2954 "2010-12-16T16:51:12Z")
Like Wendy Williams, My giant wig just collapsed Need the Jaws of Life ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2955 "2010-12-16T16:58:14Z")
Need the Jaws of Life Bring 'em to the fitting room! These jeans are too tight. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2956 "2010-12-16T18:44:41Z")
These jeans are too tight I love all Christmas cookies icing and sprinkles ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2957 "2010-12-16T19:51:02Z")
icing and sprinkles they are my two porn co-stars guess what Sprinkles does ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2958 "2010-12-16T21:39:59Z")
Guess what Sprinkles does? She pees all over the couch After drinking tea ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2959 "2010-12-16T23:46:07Z")
After drinking tea, Churchill told a Boer War yarn And lit a cigar ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2960 "2010-12-17T14:18:11Z")
And lit a cigar That Bill Clinton gave to him. And it smelt like smelt. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2961 "2010-12-17T16:40:42Z")
And it smelt like smelt or so I’m told it smelt, for I’ve never smelt smelt. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=147) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=149)