# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 149
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2962 "2010-12-17T16:55:06Z")
I’ve never smelt smelt After it was just smelted In a hot smelter ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2963 "2010-12-17T20:43:12Z")
In a hot smelter I told them, “Give me shelter!” Got Helter Skelter. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2964 "2010-12-17T20:51:14Z")
Got “Helter Skelter” and other great Beatles songs on my blue iPod. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2965 "2010-12-17T21:42:32Z")
On my blue iPod, I have a restaurant app It finds greasy spoons ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2966 "2010-12-17T21:56:53Z")
It finds greasy spoons It puts them in the basket It dances the waltz ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2010, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2967 "2010-12-18T14:18:58Z")
It dances the waltz. Well, duh…what else can it do With a waltz? Burp it? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2010, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2968 "2010-12-18T23:18:24Z")
With a waltz? Burp it? With a tango? Make it fart? Fred Astaire I’m not ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2010, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2969 "2010-12-19T03:41:05Z")
Fred Astaire I’m not I would have starved at the place [Sayer did a Two Step](http://www.metrolyrics.com/long-tall-glasses-lyrics-leo-sayer.html) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2010, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2970 "2010-12-20T17:46:56Z")
Sayer did a two step John C. Holmes did a three step Dog did a four step ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2971 "2010-12-21T15:51:45Z")
Dog did a four step, Then ran out of the room when Michael Vick walked in. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2972 "2010-12-21T16:00:23Z")
Michael Vick walked in Got knocked down by Peppers, then Eagle fans threw ice ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2973 "2010-12-21T17:11:14Z")
Eagle fans threw ice They then booed a Santa Claus [Back in '68](http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/wire?section=nfl&id=1980880) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2974 "2010-12-21T17:45:38Z")
Back in '68 It was safe to fornicate And the drugs were great! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2975 "2010-12-21T20:44:32Z")
“…and the drugs were great!” my burnout Uncle Clem said, recalling Woodstock. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2976 "2010-12-21T20:47:03Z")
Recalling Woodstock, Snoopy was moved to declare, “That bird was my friend.” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2977 "2010-12-21T22:45:32Z")
That bird was my friend I used to ride the ostrich Then I made burgers ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2978 "2010-12-21T22:49:19Z")
Then I made burgers and served them between roof tiles shit on a shingle! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2979 "2010-12-22T15:56:47Z")
Shit on a shingle Is more preferable than diarrhea cake ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2980 "2010-12-23T18:06:31Z")
diaharra cake with puke i scream and pee drink Fun on Halloween ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2981 "2010-12-23T18:50:45Z")
Fun on Halloween? I think you’re two months behind Time to make snowmen [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=148) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=150)