# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/281 "2010-02-27T04:06:57Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Or are they more than that? **FOUL**! Cries the Haiku Cop. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/282 "2010-02-27T04:09:11Z")
subject, verb must jibe Little Richard, though, must jive or so he has said ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/283 "2010-02-27T04:17:40Z")
Or so he has said, Often quoting rare poets No one cares about ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/284 "2010-02-27T04:46:55Z")
no one cares about this last slice of cheese pizza? I do. Very much. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/285 "2010-02-27T14:43:45Z")
I do very much said Queen G’lacta when asked if She thinks IG’s cute? ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/286 "2010-02-27T15:33:03Z")
She thinks IG’s cute? Optometrist appointment In her near future. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/287 "2010-02-27T16:58:51Z")
In her near future Hillary flies overseas as a diplomat. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/288 "2010-02-27T18:05:36Z")
As a diplomat The bear’s diplomacy skills were surely lacking ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/289 "2010-02-27T18:12:45Z")
We’re surely lacking a better way to spend time Bored Dopers amuse \*\*Is adding punctuation allowed? ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/290 "2010-02-27T19:30:06Z")
Bored Dopers amuse Themselves with attempts at wit. Too lazy to wank. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/291 "2010-02-27T20:04:13Z")
Too lazy to wank? I don’t think I could ever be described that way. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/292 "2010-02-27T20:13:51Z")
Be described. That way, your inevitable death will not wipe you out ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/293 "2010-02-27T20:28:01Z")
Will not wipe? You! Out Of my freshly-cleaned bathroom Right now, filthy slob! ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/294 "2010-02-27T20:55:48Z")
Right now, filthy slob! she uttered, from her back, prone in discount brothel ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/295 "2010-02-27T22:35:04Z")
In discount brothel They re-use all the condoms Turn inside out, shake ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/296 "2010-02-27T22:41:30Z")
Turn inside out, shake all carcinogens, be gone cure for lung cancer ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2010, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/297 "2010-02-28T00:51:46Z")
cure for lung cancer remains unknown, even though I walked for the cure ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2010, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/298 "2010-02-28T01:22:30Z")
I walked for the cure only to need a salve for butt sweat and blisters ---
**Author:** ![LateComer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b5ac83/32.png) [@LateComer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LateComer)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2010, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/299 "2010-02-28T02:24:49Z")
butt sweat and blisters are not recommended for anyone’s behind ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2010, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/300 "2010-02-28T02:32:49Z")
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