# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 150
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2982 "2010-12-23T20:38:53Z")
Time to make snowman In the middle of winter Not on golf courses ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2983 "2010-12-23T23:25:38Z")
Not on golf courses Not on the neighbors’ front lawns (places not to shit) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2984 "2010-12-23T23:33:36Z")
Places not to shit On top of the toilet seat or in my mouth, thanks ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2985 "2010-12-24T04:03:43Z")
“…or in my mouth, thanks,” she said with a friendly leer, so I obliged her. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2986 "2010-12-24T04:09:01Z")
So I obliged her. Yet she showed no gratitude, Just copped attitude. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2987 "2010-12-24T04:59:04Z")
Just copped attitude So give me some latitude At this altitude ---
**Author:** ![iamnotbatman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/858c86/32.png) [@iamnotbatman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamnotbatman)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2988 "2010-12-24T06:49:42Z")
At this altitude Did you not account for the Boiling point of sperm? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2989 "2010-12-24T13:55:21Z")
boiling point of sperm will typically vary with how hot the dude is ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2010, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2990 "2010-12-25T23:22:36Z")
How hot the dude is Very seldom concerns me. I prefer the chicks. ---
**Author:** ![iamnotbatman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/858c86/32.png) [@iamnotbatman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamnotbatman)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2010, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2991 "2010-12-25T23:45:47Z")
I prefer the chicks Older chickens are riddled With fibrous tumors ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2010, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2992 "2010-12-27T14:59:50Z")
With fibrous tumors Are in my belly – or is that fibrous tubors? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2993 "2010-12-28T20:05:23Z")
“That fibrous tubors?” Do you propose a band name? Do you mean “tubers”? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2994 "2010-12-29T15:02:22Z")
Do you mean “tubers?” Board needs spell check or I need to pay attention ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2995 "2010-12-29T15:14:09Z")
to pay attention Mind wanders as I wonder out under the sky. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2996 "2010-12-30T14:19:29Z")
out under the sky as if it were possible to be _on_ the sky ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2997 "2010-12-30T14:24:00Z")
To be on the sky or flying freely through it every pilot’s dream ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2998 "2010-12-30T15:20:35Z")
Every pilot’s dream To reach out to the skies and wring a goose’s neck ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/2999 "2010-12-30T17:51:04Z")
Wring a goose’s neck And wring his mate’s, too. You know, What’s good for the goose… ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3000 "2010-12-30T17:53:57Z")
Hey! Next post is #3000! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3001 "2010-12-30T17:59:29Z")
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