# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 151
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3002 "2010-12-30T18:46:43Z")
Mean Mr. Mustard Kept me from posting 3K Goosed up the post count ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3003 "2010-12-30T18:52:04Z")
Goosed up the post count? He started this haiku thread Jeez, it’s gone on long! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3004 "2010-12-30T19:28:02Z")
Jeez, it’s gone on long! Michael Scott would then reply “Yeah, that’s what \*she \*said.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3005 "2010-12-30T20:21:17Z")
“Yeah, that’s what she said,” the big douchebag said, smirking; of course no one laughed. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3006 "2010-12-30T23:45:24Z")
Of course no one laughed At my nude banana joke 'Twas unappealing ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2010, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3007 "2010-12-31T00:37:23Z")
'Twas unappealing My first poetry challenge Yep: Free Verse Madness ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3008 "2011-01-01T21:31:21Z")
Yep, free Verse Madness! Mr. Madness should be free clearly not guilty. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3009 "2011-01-02T00:55:48Z")
“Clearly not guilty Was one Lee Harvey Oswald.” Oops, that’s for **GD** … ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2011, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3010 "2011-01-03T13:04:07Z")
“Oops, that’s for GD” I said, handing the cell phone to Geena Davis ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2011, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3011 "2011-01-03T13:53:21Z")
To Geena Davis I said “loved you in that film where you’re a tall gal.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2011, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3012 "2011-01-03T15:10:00Z")
To Geena Davis a tall gal in all her films but you knew that, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2011, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3013 "2011-01-03T15:11:04Z")
where you’re a tall gal." as opposed to the movie where she’s a short girl? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2011, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3014 "2011-01-03T16:59:15Z")
Where she’s a short girl? Midget Jones’s Diary? Wait, that’s Renée Z. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2011, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3015 "2011-01-03T18:54:02Z")
Wait, that’s Renée Z. pretty good in _Cold Mountain_ Civil War drama ---
**Author:** ![iamnotbatman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/858c86/32.png) [@iamnotbatman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamnotbatman)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3016 "2011-01-04T09:31:25Z")
Civil War drama: “Our American Cousin”? Not the promised farce. ---
**Author:** ![Incref](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@Incref](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incref)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3017 "2011-01-04T13:47:47Z")
Not the promised farce Where is Santa? It’s Jan 4! Reinforced hatred ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3018 "2011-01-04T14:16:44Z")
Reinforced hatred Middle East peace talks drag on no olive branches ---
**Author:** ![Incref](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@Incref](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incref)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3019 "2011-01-04T14:27:37Z")
No olive branches? This dove is totally shit! Go find land bird brain. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3020 "2011-01-04T15:37:16Z")
“Go find land, bird brain!” I loudly screamed at the duck It blinked and then quacked ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3021 "2011-01-04T16:57:34Z")
It blinked and then quacked sounding like Gilbert Gottfried that guy is funny! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=150) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=152)